In need of help. Don't know where to turn to.

Is your crazy stripper wife cheating on you. Is it time for a smackdown. Has your sister stolen your gay boyfriend. Sick of people telling you to wear clothes.

@jellysundae; is here to help with the Jelly Springer Show !

HIM will throw you off the stage if you misbehave though. Well, after a while at least, once enough gratuitous cussing and furniture throwing's been indulged in <.< >.>

But seriously, have you seen the scandalous things HIM's been saying on my profile?!

It's all true

Do tell us how you know this, HIM. Where are you getting this insider info from? Reveal your source!

Well my crazy stripper man-wife did have a very public second wedding.

So now you're saying Mr. Mayor is a bigamist? D:

Yes. He is. He came into my harem agreeing and signing a contract to become my man-wife and then he went off and got married again !

Hmmm, this doesn't sound like a very official first wedding though, HIM!

It wasn't the most traditional wedding ever. We couldn't find a vicar so we had to voodoo priest perform the ceremony instead.

I think evidence is needed before you can accuse Mr. Mayor of anything

Especially after his sig saying what it did for so long. You said you were marrying Vicky instead 'cause he was mean xD

Well he got jealous of the relationship Vicky and I have so I had to marry him as well. He said he didn't feel special because Vicky and my close relationship.

I came in here thinking that we were going to defeat the huns. This is good too.

That may well happen yet, Bigs. So far we're still trying to get to the bottom of the bizarre love triangle involving HIM, Mr. Mayor and Vicky, really not sure what to make of it myself xD

You're forgetting Jelly Mr Mayor is also a crazy stripper. You'd give him money to go buy you a cheese sammich and he'd start stripping instead.

While we're at it it can we find out why Nalin pretends our kiss never happened

'blinks'.....okay you three are just..

*starts the crowd chant*

Jelly Jelly Jelly!

Gizzie wants to know if we get "Jelly Beads" I'll show my avi ooobies hehe ^.^

Originally Posted by Nephila

*starts the crowd chant*

Jelly Jelly Jelly!

I was about to post that. *joins in*

Got to admit, I could get used to that

JELLY BEADS ! That needs to be a Jelly item now.

I don't get what you guys are talking about with that >< Explain?

They're mardi gras style beads with the Jerry Springer logo on you get for showing your boobs.

Jelly, Jelly, Jelly:)

In need of a theme song?