Hey, guys! C: You can call me Oreo~ or Cookie, if you like! x)

Let's see here~ I'm a 24-year-old criminology student who loves art, writing, photography, anime, video games, movies, music... basically anything creative. My favorite subjects to study include forensics, psychology, criminal justice, sociology, that sort of thing.

I also love to roleplay! xD I mainly rp over at a site called Aniroleplay, which is like a clone of the original, classic MySpace. I'm more used to rping in that kind of format, as opposed to a forum site like this, so I may have to lurk a bit before jumping into any collaborative literary adventures... >w>

THINGS I ALSO LOVE: Dinosaurs, serial killers, staplers, zombies, forest animals, and animal print.

I deliver pizzas five nights a week, so I am full of crazy stories about weird, creepy, dangerous, or just plain awkward customers~ xD and I've also worked on movie sets before, so I've met some celebrities! o3o Cool stuff.

I LOVE TALKING. To anyone and everyone. xD
So, please don't hesitate to message me about literally anything! :3

I used to deliver pizzas, too. I've delivered for Pizza Hut, Papa John's, and Domino's. I worked for Domino's the longest and had some good times doing that. I had fun at Papa John's, too. Pizza hut was a bummer.

Oh wow, you worked for everyone! xD Haha yeah I'm with Pizza Hut right now, honestly it's the only pizza chain I like... >w> I won't even eat from the others unless I have no choice, lol. But my store is great, we have some really fun people.

If it weren't for the friends I've made there, and for being comfortable around them, I'd have probably left. It's way too dangerous, but I make killer tips. Still, probably not worth dying over, but... >w>

Originally Posted by CookieMonstahh

Oh wow, you worked for everyone! xD Haha yeah I'm with Pizza Hut right now, honestly it's the only pizza chain I like... >w> I won't even eat from the others unless I have no choice, lol. But my store is great, we have some really fun people.

If it weren't for the friends I've made there, and for being comfortable around them, I'd have probably left. It's way too dangerous, but I make killer tips. Still, probably not worth dying over, but... >w>

There were a few days when I could make a hundred bucks in a day. I mostly made between $30 to $80 though.

Is your store busy? The stores I worked at were fairly busy. Mainly weekend nights and nights when ball games were on tv were busy for a few hours.

Pizza Hut was slow, though. The manager there was a poo poo head and she cut my hours back considerably. But it was summer and the pizza business slows down in the heat. And I wasn't wild about washing dishes until 2am. Nope. No.

Papa John's was much better. We kept busy and I liked all of my co-workers and became friends with the manager. He was a friendly alcoholic so that was no difficult feat. For a small while, this drop dead gorgeous girl worked with us as a CSR. She said she was half German and half Spanish and came from Arkansas. But she had the ugliest guy I've seen in a long time for a boyfriend. Everyone in the store remarked how ugly this guy was.
To top that off he rode a bicycle and was probably a druggie. Unreal.

Then there were the three Ukrainians, Ivan, Andre, and Yevginey or Eugene.
When these three were together they worked in tandem to take as many deliveries as they could at the expense of the other drivers. They would openly tell each other what they were going to do while speaking in Russian. Drivers were to take one delivery per driver, but these sneaky guys would put one delivery in their car and drive around the block and then check in and snatch another delivery while us honest guys were out delivering a single order.

Yevginey was a crooked soul. He told me when he lived in the Ukraine he would go to Germany and rent a Mercedes Benz. He would then drive this car to the Ukraine and sell it. I wonder where he is now. Probably shipping stolen cars in containers out of Newark, New Jersey.

very interesting tales

There was also Wendy. Wendy tried getting together with the manager, but she didn't like his ways. Wendy had some interesting tales of her own. But those can't be repeated here. I miss Wendy. She had a nice outgoing personality and was cool to be around.

Welcome to Menewsha, CookieMonstahh!

Looks like your being taken care of, hope to see you around the site some time!

I work at pizza hut , ohh how much weight i have gained since then , i now worked there long enough to get free food if it's under $8 before tax Lol :P

Originally Posted by Telstel_Helper

Welcome to Menewsha, CookieMonstahh!

Looks like your being taken care of, hope to see you around the site some time!

Aww, thank you for the welcome! If there's one thing I love to do, it's chatting, so I'm sure you'll see me everywhere... >w>

Originally Posted by Mr. Wrong

There were a few days when I could make a hundred bucks in a day. I mostly made between $30 to $80 though.

Is your store busy? The stores I worked at were fairly busy. Mainly weekend nights and nights when ball games were on tv were busy for a few hours.

Pizza Hut was slow, though. The manager there was a poo poo head and she cut my hours back considerably. But it was summer and the pizza business slows down in the heat. And I wasn't wild about washing dishes until 2am. Nope. No.

Papa John's was much better. We kept busy and I liked all of my co-workers and became friends with the manager. He was a friendly alcoholic so that was no difficult feat. For a small while, this drop dead gorgeous girl worked with us as a CSR. She said she was half German and half Spanish and came from Arkansas. But she had the ugliest guy I've seen in a long time for a boyfriend. Everyone in the store remarked how ugly this guy was.
To top that off he rode a bicycle and was probably a druggie. Unreal.

Then there were the three Ukrainians, Ivan, Andre, and Yevginey or Eugene.
When these three were together they worked in tandem to take as many deliveries as they could at the expense of the other drivers. They would openly tell each other what they were going to do while speaking in Russian. Drivers were to take one delivery per driver, but these sneaky guys would put one delivery in their car and drive around the block and then check in and snatch another delivery while us honest guys were out delivering a single order.

Yevginey was a crooked soul. He told me when he lived in the Ukraine he would go to Germany and rent a Mercedes Benz. He would then drive this car to the Ukraine and sell it. I wonder where he is now. Probably shipping stolen cars in containers out of Newark, New Jersey.

Originally Posted by Mr. Wrong

There was also Wendy. Wendy tried getting together with the manager, but she didn't like his ways. Wendy had some interesting tales of her own. But those can't be repeated here. I miss Wendy. She had a nice outgoing personality and was cool to be around.

Oh wow, that's pretty crazy! xD

I make about the same as you did. On crazy nights like Superbowl Weekend, I'll bring over $100 home with me, but on regular nights I make between $50 and $80. Our store is fairly busy, pretty consistently, too. It's rare that a night is really slow, but it does happen from time to time. I'm good friends with one of my managers though xD and I'm on good terms with the others! And I like most of my coworkers, there are only a few I don't like.

There's one girl who works as an insider, and eats anything and everything she can. She's super tiny so you wouldn't expect it, but she must have an insane metabolism... When pizzas come out of the oven, if she wants to eat it, she'll intentionally mess it up, like she'll start drizzling bbq sauce or buffalo sauce all over it and when someone notices and is like "wHOA what are you doing?! They didn't ask for that!" she'll just shrug and be like, oh whoops my bad guess we need to remake! So then she just takes that pizza and starts eating it while we have to wait on a remake.

She's also asked to take a pizza home with her, which the manager would say yes, and then she'd go to the back and make herself like... three large stuffed crust pizzas loaded with toppings, lmao. Then just take them all. So, the managers have started telling her she can't take food home, or if she can, its only gonna be one pizza and they'll have someone else make it.

There's another girl who used to work as a driver, but she was fired recently for stealing the Pizza Hut car toppers and selling them on eBay for drug money. She was nothing but skin and bones, and honestly dumber than a bag of rocks, making all kinds of really crazy mistakes that never made any sense... like this one time, she takes a delivery out to a customer, then comes back to the store and takes 2 more deliveries... but she takes both of those orders to that first customer's house and has them sign for the orders... so of course they just sign it and get all the free food? And she comes back to the store SOMEHOW NOT REALIZING she'd gone to the same house 3 times... and better yet, the other two orders she brought them? They weren't even credit card receipts, they were supposed to be paid for with cash. And she just had the customer sign somewhere at the bottom. They were like $50-60 orders... x_x

AND THEN THERE WAS THIS ONE GUY DRIVER. He finally was fired a little over a year ago, but he's been swarmed by police and arrested TWICE in the parking lot of our store. One was for reckless driving, because he was speeding on his way back from a delivery, so a cop put on his sirens, and HE RAN FROM THE COP so by the time he got back to the store, there were like five cop cars that swarmed him. The second time, was when he went to leave for a delivery and whipped out of the parking lot and t-boned a car. Instead of being an adult, he reversed and backed up into the parking lot and sped off in the other direction to run from it. So he went to pull out of the other side of the parking lot and BAM, t-boned another car. LMAO.

Originally Posted by Atsukami

I work at pizza hut , ohh how much weight i have gained since then , i now worked there long enough to get free food if it's under $8 before tax Lol :P

Oh man, really? I've lost weight, honestly, and I have no idea why... my diet now is 80% pizza and soda, lmao. But geez, you only get free food under $8? That's crazy~ :U I just brought home two pizzas and the giant cookie, it was like $25 and I got it for free, lol. The managers at my store will basically give you anything you ask for, unless it's the end of the week and inventory is low... o.o; then if you're wanting something that's almost run out, you'd have to pay for it or just get something else. I bring food home all the time though, lol. There's not much that's under $8 x____x

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"I-I believe you have my stapler...?"

I'll put strychnine in the guacamole.

This was my favorite quote from that character.

Welcome to the site! You look pretty well established around the site, glad to see you're enjoying yourself!

Originally Posted by Libra

Welcome to the site! You look pretty well established around the site, glad to see you're enjoying yourself!

Thank you! xD and yeah, I'm quick to root around and find where all the cool cats are, and I'm also trying to build up a decent inventory so I'm probably all over the site by now~ xD like a cat that rubs her face on everything she walks past.

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