Technically deep fryers are the worst, but adding it to the list.
1. Working the holiday
2. Memory problems misplacing my note about dinner
3. No one in the family calling to see why I'm not at dinner
4. I spend my night baking banana bread alone
5. Accidentally go to bed early whilst wallowing in self pity
6. Wake up at 4am
7. Realize I'm too poor to even Black Friday shop
8. Wallow in bed until work.
9. Deal with an insane number of people who clearly didn't want to go home and cook after shopping for 12 hours
10. FRYERS SUCK SO MUCH BUTT OH MY GOSH.
11. Manage to blast my hand with enough frigid water that blisters don't form
12. Didn't bother taking free food home and now I'm hungry
13. My house is in the starting position for an episode of 'Hoarders' and I refuse to do anything about it
14. (just this second) Got kicked off Hulu and am switching to Netflix because clearly my friend wants to watch something
15.
I hate everything... and I'm still hungry.