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Old 05-28-2007, 02:49 AM

Edna and I started down from Kalispell, heading for Tampa-St. Pete, where I still had some friends from the old glory days who wouldn't turn me in to the police.
I had lived mostly off of..."odd jobs" before I met up with Edna in a local coffee shop up in Kalispell. I had recognized her as a cop the moment I saw her, but that didn't stop me from saving her life once the gunfire started up. It was hard explaining exactly why I had a sawed off shotgun in my trench coat, but seeing as how I was the reason she wasn't bleeding to death on the floor, she worked things out for me.
We became the best of friends, and we had a lot in common. It was our professions that caused the worst of fights, though. She had been with the police force most of her life, but I had been an assassin longer. She couldn't get me to switch careers. I knew I would have a short life due to all the enemies I had made along the way, so there was no turning back for me.
Edna had been such a good girl. She was one of those "good cops" and was polite even to the sickest of criminals. She really should have parted with me and found a different friend. I've always been such a horrible influence.
About a year after we met, I got into a bit of a pickle, and accidentally dragged Edna into it. One thing led to another, and before we knew it, she and I were running from both the law and a top secret group of highly trained assassins. I knew those bastards would betray me, but hey, it was fun while it lasted.
Edna was a mess, stressing about where to go and what to do.
I shrugged in a nonchalant manner as I picked the lock on our new ride, "Hey, how about a nice vacation?"
"What?" she asked, baffled by my reply.
"I hear Florida's a nice place," I grinned. "I got some old friends in Tampa-St. Pete that would love to help us go into hiding."
"You're sure?" she asked nervously, looking around as she got into the car.
I knocked on the side of the car as I started it up, "Hey, he still sends me Christmas cards, even after I stole his car...and accidentally killed his dog with a crossbow... You know of any kennels along the way?"
Edna sighed, holding her head in her hands. She knew that life would be a lot more interesting now.

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Old 05-28-2007, 04:36 PM


errg Dx
I hated the Edna and I story x__x
Mrs. Novak shoulda been a Kindergarten teacher...
they're more her speed xD

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Old 05-28-2007, 07:30 PM

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errg Dx
I hated the Edna and I story x__x
Mrs. Novak shoulda been a Kindergarten teacher...
they're more her speed xD
Lol, personally, I would have taken that as an insult if I were her, but then again, you want to be a kindergarten teacher, right? So I don't know what to consider it... Lol.

 


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