And you can get by by running a shop? Either you were born into wealth, or you collect it yourself... O_o

Lise, you're such an interesting character. I must give you that.

o.o Unicorns huh.

/takes a step back. just in case.

I spend the majority of my time passing out sad stories to the local unicorns, yes.

Out of curiosity, then, what kind of stories do unicorns find sad?

Unrequited love, young deaths, starving orphans... The usual things...

Does menewsha HAVE many unicorns?

Yes, but they are all far to depressed to leave their homes...

o_____o Lise, are you depressing the unicorns into isolation?

Inadvertently.

D: Lise! That's terrible! Potentially less terrible than killing us all with black holes, but terrible!

What makes lise so sad.....you seem like a very sad person.

That's probably why you never see them. They're too busy moping around the house with a box of tissues and in their bathrobe.

Ever try VC Andrews? She is a master at spinning sad, and twisted stories.

I love the old VC Andrews.....back when VC Andrews was really VC ANdrews.

Dystopia:
But you would still prefer it to death by black holes, so there is little I can do.

Cora Lorington:
I am not sure from what you drew that conclusion.

Izumi:
No, but my unicorns have...

@ Lise - :( What a befuddling problem.

maybe its the fact that you draw joy from others sadness.....its usually reflective of deep self sadness.

I draw no joy from the sadness of others... Only shampoo.

One of my favorites was this girl's boyfriend broke his neck while trying to climb up the house to visit her as she was locked away in her room by her evil mother.

It's sad as I'll even admit to bookmarking and rereading the intimate scenes, too..as a 14 year old it was the easiest way to uh get that kind of stuff....O_o

My unicorns do not read those parts.

So if someone were to shave your head, it would end the mental anguish of the unicorns? Maybe we should hold a fundraiser.

Yes, but you would be consumed by my black holes.

The unicorns might find pleasure in it...true...

The unicorns would also be consumed... As would the Earth.

I think I can think of worse things. Like filing taxes. Or scrubbing out the bottom of the kitchen garbage can. I think the pain caused by the exposure would be minimal and death would come very quickly.

I draw joy from shampoo o.0