Hello everyone!

Hi, Hime! How are you doing today? :V

-smears brown guacamole and flea babies all over the thread-

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I am alright Elirona, how are you?

Owo Facade: that is so gross. Xd

very gross

Originally Posted by Elirona

I'll approve of you all I want! I love you!

Take your love elsewhere, you banshee!

I don't need your yellin' in my thread.

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Originally Posted by Facade

-smears brown guacamole and flea babies all over the thread-

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Oh, your services are optional now?

Wish I had known that years ago. -.-

For you, babeh, my services are required by law.

THERE'S NO ESCAPING ME THIS TIME, DAMMIT!

PF I love your avatar. It's so damn funny.

Well, if escape isn't an option, then I suppose I must turn to arson.

Thanks, Kirin~

You can't just turn to arson for EVERYTHING, you kittyllamapoop. That'll just get you arrested more quickly. Diversify your dastardly deeds, and keep things ambiguous.

Let's start with our original plan to rob Easty, for instance.

But... I like arson. D:

Yeah, we know. But you know how much I love taking away your happiness and all that is good.

So no more arson for you! Likewise, no soup for you!

I don't even like soup much, honestly, so take it.

Except that occasional lemon rice soup.

Man, I'd murder for that.

Or do arson.

NO MORE ARSON.

Being a criminal pimp is already enough for me to deal with.

And I looooove soup. I fucking love making soup, I fucking love eating soup, I fucking looove soup.

Why?

Hot liquids is gross.

You don't like coffee, do you?

I know people like you. I refuse to acknowledge their existence.

I don't like much of anything.

Shh, you love everything!

But really, what do you like? What are your go-to beverages/foodstuffs?

I could live off of coffee and salad and ham sammiches. And soup. Gallons of soup.

Uh. Cherry pepsi & French fries.
I'd murder for those.

Ooh.

I'm not a Pepsi person (was just remarking to my coworker yesterday whose hubby is a Pepsi guy how such people are anomalies and probably slutty motherfuckin' llamakittehs ). But I do looove me a Coke. And I had a Dr. Pepper yesterday for the first time in years and it hit the goddamn spot.

Typically I only drink soda by way of mixer in cocktail bevvies, but y'know. Sometimes I gotta sluice it into my veins and get that sultry feeling of sugapewps.

Cherry coke is great too, but I like pepsi better.

I feel like pepsi from a can is best, but coke from the fountain is next.

Cocktails? Nah, shots are where it is at.

ONLY SLUTS TAKE SHOTS!

I have to really be settling in for the night for shots to be needed. My birthday is a week from today, so I may succumb to shots at my favorite bar that night. Even if it is a schoolnight!

Well since I'm a responsible parent, every other weekend sometimes the kid stays with grandma and we play Mariokart, and loser takes a shot.

God I suck at Mariokart and most games.

I'd be wasted in like four races.

*peeks into the thread*