*hops after, with sticks and fire ready for roasting*

Eek!

*hops more quickly*

Aww just one bite! One! *tries to catch up*

*hides somewhere in the thread*

*searches for and rummages around the thread*

-hides wrenji in my shirt-
now you are safe!

You don't have a shirt. o_O

it's invisible!

Then there's no point in hiding her inside your shirt then, since I'll be able to see through it anyway. XDD

YOU'D HAVE TO PRY HER FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS!
-hugs Wrenji tightly-
you'll never eat her!

I could just eat you instead...

....
-shoves wrenji in your arms-
you can have it if it means you won't eat me!

Poor Wren....

hey, wren has to learn to fend for herself!
Plus, I will not be eaten!
I'll let you eat my arm, but I refuse to live in your stomach with Hidan and god knows who else!
they'd kick my ass!
I think Hidan is still mad at me for reading his diary

Okay, just your arm then.

And what?! You mean Hidan hasn't been digested by me yet?! I used the strongest stomach acids for him too...

-chops off my arm and hands it to dan-

No. he's still in there.
when you're sleeping I can hear him yelling and trying to rip open your stomach so he can get out.
Then I grab my headphones, play Justin Beiber, and place them on your stomach to torture him.

Awesome, thanks. *noms on the arm*

Damn. No wonder I've been waking up to 'Baby, baby, baby ohhhhh~' playing in my head every morning...That also explains the stomachaches.

if he ever busts out, tell him wrenji was the one playing the songs.
I'd rather not have him kick my ass.

also, I got to th epoint in naruto with hidan in it.
holy shat is he op as hell and sooo sadistic. xD
I don't think i took him too seiriously when I watched it though because of our conversations with him in it

-regrows arm-
you're welcome!
now wrenji is safe~

Originally Posted by momochan

....
-shoves wrenji in your arms-
you can have it if it means you won't eat me!

MOMOMO! HOW DARE YOU!

CURSE YOUR SUDDEN BUT INEVITABLE BETRAYAL!

IN THE END I SAVED YO ASS BY FEEDING HIM MY ARM!
Be happy I sacrificed my arm for you!

@Momo: lmfao Yeah. The other day I turned on Animax and saw Naruto Shippuden where Shikamaru and the rest were fighting against Hidan and Kakuzu and I just lol'd at everything. I'm past Naruto though. The story just went downhill and never made it back up.

*rofl @ Momo and Wren's conversation *

Naruto sucks now. It's been stretched out and is just dumb now. And I really hate how they make all the female characters (except Tsudnade and a few other older female characters) weak as shit and whiny. :/ With the whole fight between naruto and the tailed beasts and stuff, it just...was so lame! I didn't finish the battle, because what was going on with naruto and the beats swas just...dumb. Power of friendship or hope or some crap like that. No thank you.

I did cry when the teacher dude died though

Originally Posted by momochan

IN THE END I SAVED YO ASS BY FEEDING HIM MY ARM!
Be happy I sacrificed my arm for you!

BUT YOU STILL HAVE BOTH ARMS!

HOW MANY ARMS YOU GOT WOMAN?!

WRENJI AS MANY AS I DAMN WELL WANT! D:<

THAT"S TOO MANY!