Ohhh, I like what you did with the Love Crusher hearts! :O

Why thank you

I oughta' change my avvie. No ideas, though.

A hooker.
Be a royal hoe with me. :)

A royal hooker :3

Exactly! I've been trying to sign up to be a Royal hoe

Someone told me I already look like one some time ago.

What, your avatar??? it does not XD just because it's a lil skimpy don't mean you a hoe xD you aint no hoe

Momochan, did you check out my hangout thread? You never petitioned me to be a royal hooker. There is room for you there.

;)
I offered to be the Royal Hoe or the Stuffie/stuffed animal caretaker.
Glad my advertising/marketing skills work doe.
I'm sure to make many customers now.
C'MON, BOYS

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I'M A SINGLE PRINGLE WHO'S READY TO MINGLE

What flavor of Pringle? And by mingle, do you mean you insert yourself into the Stax chips area and try to get flavorful with them? Just remember, inner mixing certain flavors leads to some disastrous results. Habanero Pickle flavor. Gross

Yes, I would like to mix my flavor. In fact, I plan on becoming one with another flavor one day and making the perfect power chip. We'll dominate all other chips and their flavor, and all will drool from our savory and delicious aroma. Bow before me, you flavorless tarts!

Now you're mixing foods! Will your depravity know no bounds? Tarts and Pringles are not of the same family and therefore cannot inner mingle.

You're either a Tart or a Potato Chip, you cannot be both.

THIS JUST GOT WEIRD

Also, you can totally be both; POTATO TART

PRINGLES ARE GOOD, EVEN IF THEY DID MAKE MY LIPS HURT.

Speaking of food, I REQUIRE CHILI.

Originally Posted by Citrus Hammer

THIS JUST GOT WEIRD

Also, you can totally be both; POTATO TART

It always gets weird, life is better that way.

Beware the hot.

Originally Posted by Citrus Hammer

THIS JUST GOT WEIRD

Also, you can totally be both; POTATO TART

I approve, applaud, and support your diverse thinking! I am personally a Tartato

geez.. a guy steps out of the room for minute and there's fornicating foodstuffs all over the place. I hope you guys brought a mop, and a pepto-bismal or two (also, the official name is 'potarto' ��)

Originally Posted by Amane

Was the prize your shiny new dragon neck ornament?

it comes with three more dragons and some cookies too. un-fortune-ately I already ate them ��

(the fortune cookies not the dragons, that would just be weird. also, I once convinced a friend that the glazed ducks hanging in a shop window in London's Chinatown were in fact baby dragons. oh how I laughed and laughed and laughed)

Menelaus, your twistedness is remarkable.

its a gift that comes from a severely misspent youth and too much daytime TV ��

Daytime TV, that explains quite a bit.

I am slowing finding out in my job that being fake happy to see people you truly don't care for, is the name of the game. Guess now is not the best time to admit I have no poker face.

I poker face hard unless you do something that really upsets me.

Such a girl, I am. Some emotions I cannot erase from my face if I tried. Will need to learn how to smile through the anger, or the loathing.