lol, have you ever joined in for a verse of 'Happy Birthday,' but you don't know the name so you just mumble ��

I'm actually super quiet IRL, so I avoid singing, even when everybody else is.

am I sensing a theme here? ��
I'm actually the opposite. I sing everywhere, sometimes even when I'm walking down the street. that sometimes makes for an awkward situation, when someone you know walks round the corner, and catches you in the middle of your act. can you saaay embarrassing ��

I only sing if no one can hear me. Then I never shut up‼ Sometimes I make my throat hurt OOPS.

lol, next on Blurt TV. if a girl is singing in the forest, and nobody hears her. is she really singing at all? ��

Next week, if a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, do the other trees laugh at it?

lol, I think I'll leaf that budding debate up for irrigation ��

It would be good to branch out and understand other viewpoints.

lol, this only goes to prove, that a good pun is its own reword ��

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

I haven't a Scooby doo (clue)

Did Roman paramedics refer to IVs as fours?

Hope everyone had a happy and safe Easter Sunday. Oh by the way my sisters aren't too bright at times. They brun their tongues by eating food fresh out of the oven lol. You would think that if it just came out the OVEN it would be too hot eat. So now they brunt their tongues eating home made fudge balls.

Once I drank hot chocolate and killed the tip of my tongue for hours OOPS.

today's Studio Ghibli movie is :The Wind Rises.' not really one of my favourites, but meh, its alright ��

Good mornin folks

Good morn blurt tv

howdy doody, ladles and gentleforks of all shapes and sizes. how are you all doing on this fine and vaingloriously mild mannered Easter Monday morning? �� I trust you are all coming down nice and smoothly off of your chomping chocolate embryo induced sugar rushes without so much as a "BEEEELCH!" (lol, that Easter bunny sure has got alot to answer for, don't you know, cheeky chappie that he is), ahem, excuse me, "hiccough �� "

Just realized I had three baskets last year.

lol, would you Adam and Eve it. my next door neighbour just knocked the door to complain about my mewling moggy cat sitting on the wall out the front of my house screaming "toooouch meeee-aow!" at random passerbys. geeeeze, so she's a stroke addict. vhat am I supposed to do about it, send her to Strokaholics Anonymous? ��

This looks fun!

Who turned his "weird puns" setting on?

hey! its not my fault. I think I spilt some fizzy pop on the weirdness settings last night, must've gummed up the works, because its been stuck on pun-ishingly corny ever since ��

haha i like corny! :D

I'm sending you to the shop.