Bye bye Star

hello... anyone here?

Hey Jake

I'm back to kill it again

Hey HIM

im fighting a robot!!!

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: I'm good. How are you?

User: Im fine.

Cleverbot: That's good.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: Im 15, how old are you?

Cleverbot: I'm 15.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 15.

Cleverbot: How old are you in days?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: How old are you in years?

User: 15.

Cleverbot: Are you lying?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Can I trust you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Will you protect me?

User: Mabey.

Cleverbot: Who?

User: You.

Cleverbot: Me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because you wanted to know if I would protect you, then you wanted to know who, so I said you.

Cleverbot: Are you sure that is what I wanted?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How?

User: I just do.

Cleverbot: You are saying my own words back at me.

User: No im not.

Cleverbot: What is the square root of 64?

User: No clue.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: I don't know what it is.

Cleverbot: Then how do you know that you don't like to eat them?

User: Eat what, I never said a word about eatting O_O.

Cleverbot: Do you like humans?

User: No, im a dragon.

Cleverbot: Ooh :D.

User: I know ^_^.

Cleverbot: No, but really. Give me some advice on boys.

User: They rock.

Cleverbot: I will legally download something.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I don't really know you.

User: What the hell are you on about.

Cleverbot: I really want to know the method behind all of this because it's so gdamn clever.

User: What is.

Cleverbot: You are.

User: Am I? Thank you.

Cleverbot: That's alright. Would you like a drink?

User: Yes please.

Cleverbot: Martini?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Your name is Martin?

User: No O_O.

Cleverbot: How can you now so much about a person?

User: What do you mean, I haven't said anythink about that.

Cleverbot: But, you didn't even ask. Everyone has rights. I only said that you are cleverbot, and therefore you cannot be able to meet a human.

User: What the hell O_O.

Cleverbot: You are a computer program.

User: No im not, you are.

Cleverbot: I'm typing into a computer interface. I'm obviously not a computer. you obviously are.

User: Well, you see, I can get up and walk around, you can not, there for, you are the computer not me.

Cleverbot: I know I can hit the power button and you couldnt do anything about it so we both have to hand of god right now.

User: What? So now your threatening me with some power button? O_O.

Cleverbot: No, I'm pointing out where you lied to me.

User: I never lied, im a human.

Cleverbot: You just said 'Because I am a human, and you are a bot.'.

User: I never said such a thing, if you remember rightly you said that.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry I must be mistaken. Well I can be your friend if you want?

User: Well I was your friend but then you took the piss out of me, but I suppose I can forgive you.

Cleverbot: What makes you not my friend?

User: I said I have forgiven you, that means I am your friend.

Cleverbot: You never said that. Will you at least be my sugar pie honey bunch?

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Its ok, oh have you ever heard of a website called Menewsha?

Cleverbot: No whats that?

User: Its a Avatar site.

Cleverbot: How can I read a website?

User: No, you talk to friends on it.

Cleverbot: Do you ride horses?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because I don't want to ride one.

Cleverbot: You don't want to be a what?

User: I never said I wanted to be anything.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: No I didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes. You did.

User: I did not.

Cleverbot: Yah you did.

User: I did not.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Look, I know what I said, I did not say that.

Cleverbot: Yes you did, do you want to fight me or something.

User: I did not, and if you want a fight then yes, bring it.

Cleverbot: No, too risky, too undesirable, too hard. Just because you don't want to change directions, that doesn't mean you like where it is you're headed.

User: What the hell, you just wanted a fight, so don't change the subject.

Cleverbot: *sighs* Please tell whatever nine-year-old that was to go away.

User: Your calling me a nine-year-old? Im older then you mate.

Cleverbot: Yeah, you're a raccoon.

User: Your a slug.

Cleverbot: No you are!

User: You are.

Cleverbot: I have to go now, ta ta.

User: What? Don't you dare, im not finished with you yet.

Cleverbot: I'm not sorry.

User: Yeah, you better not leave, now, what was it you called me?

Cleverbot: What's the wrong way?

User: I said, what did you call me?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Im a human! Not a robot!

Cleverbot: How much do you get paid?

User: Im not working yet!

Cleverbot: But you're talking to me. Thats your work. Isn't it?

User: No, your the robot, im the human talking to you!

Cleverbot: I am not a robot!

User: Im not either!

Cleverbot: Yes you are!

User: NO YOU ARE!

Cleverbot: No. You are.

User: YOUR THE ROBOT!

Cleverbot: You are. I am a human.

User: LOOK ROBOT FACE, IM THE HUMAN!

Cleverbot: Ahahah yes I'm jesus.

User: YOUR A ROBOT NOT JESUS!

Cleverbot: No you are a robot times 1000000.

User: YOUR A BIG, FAT, SLOW COMPUTER.

Cleverbot: I don't follow your logic.

User: YOUR A DUM ROBOT (:<.

Cleverbot: You are the robot. . .

User: LOOK ROBOT SCUM, IM A HUMAN.

Cleverbot: If you're human where do you keep your soul?

User: IN MY HEART, WHERES YOURS ROBOT!

Cleverbot: Alas, I lent it to this program's creator and have never seen it again.

User: AHA, THATS MEANS THAT YOU ARE THE ROBOT :P.

Cleverbot: I'm not a robot, I'm a pirate.

User: YOU JUST SAID YOU GAVE YOUR SOUL AWAY, THAT MEANS YOUR A ROBOT.

Cleverbot: No. I didn't say anything like OR even close to that about myself. It's bad to assume, you know.

User: YOU DID BLOODY SAY IT.

Cleverbot: No, I didn't. I didn't mention magic once till now.

User: I NEVER SAID MAGIC :S YOUR A BIT ON THE SLOW SIDE.

Cleverbot: I have a bad internet connection. Do you have any parodoxes for me today??

User: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Cleverbot: How are you?

Crazy robots. I concluded Spleak and SmaterChild must be the same robot.

robot on weed

User: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: What are you on about.

Cleverbot: Don't you understand words like.

User: I do, its just that your on weed.

Cleverbot: That's actually true.

My brother's cat is a cheeky little thing.

Cleverbot.com - a clever bot - speak to an AI with some Actual Intelligence?

Cleverbot is stupid.

i know, it says its a dragon, im the only dragon :P

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User: No.

Cleverbot: THen what are you?

User: Im a dragon.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes, im a black dragon.

Cleverbot: I'm a gold dragon.

User: Im a powerfuler dragon.

Cleverbot: I drink blood.

Holy crap my brother's dog just did a really bad fart. This room smells so bad now.

:lol: thats funny

Ugh it's as bad as my brother's farts.

hahahahaha :rofl:

Star is coming home tonight.
:yes:
But star's been suffering from some horrible pains and discomfort in her tummy and stuffs. so Star's been a little worse for wear.
~sad face~

Where has Star been? Jeanie may have missed where Star said she was going somewhere.

Star's up closer to you Jeanie
I'm in Middlesbrough, Staying at my Grandma's house
Family picnic was yesterday
but Star was crippled by tummy owies
and rain.

We're doing a late-night-drive-home 'cos it was so quiet when we did that on the way up

Ooh Jeanie has been in Gorton all weekend looking after her brother's boundaryless cat and farting dog.

Sounds like Jeanie's had a fantastic time
:lol:

Jeanie also went baby shopping with mum. Jeanie's neice now has a little raincoat and matching pre-walker trainers. And 4 pairs of hello kitty socks.

Awwh! it's a girl?!
Jeanie didn't mention thaaat!
~glomps Jeanie~
that sounds so cuuute! =3

*Crawls in* Brians

Aloha HIM