@Momo: Oh.. Gosh. D:
Nuffin.

@Ell... What...?
Hahah lmao!

I've never heard that expression before. xD;
lmao.

*shoots stink bombs and ice creams at elluh* D<
poor ice creams...BUT! This is war, so some sacrifices are needed.

@Ell: I .... don't know what to tell you? :XD
Now you know it!

why sin't elluh firing anything back?

....Why stink bombs? EY! My shield of fabreeze and laundry detergent blocks anything
rancid under a 1 mile radius. D:<
As for the ice cream...I'm in a icecream type of mood. SO BRING IT D:<
-throws a brocade that duplicates-

-drags iku to my side and adjusts a war helmet on-
BE STRONG!

Oh, and I was reading a book.

*drags iku back to my side* D< EY! NO IKU'S ON MY SIDE!

Oh yeah?! Well my wall of boxes and big plastic containers can block ANYTHING OFF!
*shoots canons of cookie shurikins and poky blades at you* D<

... -is dragged around- Gaaah! @ A@

<3 see! Iku is on MY side!

YOU WISH! D:<
-drags iku back and chains to my wrist-
HAH! MINE :l

PFFT! Your "fortress" is weak! and unstable!
:ninja:
-squirts momo in the eyes with wassabi sauce-
KILL SHOT!

-is dragged more and now chained; wails like a ghost-

AHHH! MY EYE! *wipes eye out and puts mask on my face*
>[ *adds blankets and metal crates to my fortress*
*cuts through the chain and drags inku to my side and she hides iku in one of the containers* MIIINE!
*squirts chocolate sauce and caramel at elluh* D<

-is now in a container- ; A; It's dark and there's no food!

*puts food, water, and a flashlight in there with iku* SHhh! if you want ot be safe be quite!

-turns the flashlight on and stares at the food- ... Wut is dis? o Ao

ice cream, cake, and steak. P:

EY! NO KINKY STUFF MOMO!
-wipes eyes and adjusts goggles-..
HAH! The one good eye you had is now burning :>


...NOOO! :gonk:...n-n-no...w-why..-falls to knees-
I SURRENDAH IF YOU GIMME IKU BACK D:<

And...he's not a hamster to be put in a container. - n -..

-makes a house out of the cake and nibbles on some steak- o wo

Hamster? Wut?

*lifts eyepatch* I have one good eye still. the eye patch is just a decoration.

I'm not being kinky! I'm using deserts to defeat you!
Your the one who's making it kinky! :lol:

oh? will you reveal you true identity too?!

and what are you taling about..? hamsters...

Nebur!

EL MUSTACHIO MYSTERIO!
Came to save the day! :heart:
-tackles momo and duct tapes a yaoi manga around her head
then squirts honey mustard into her ears-
I, El mustachio mysterio have won.
-drags iku away- - 3 -...

-takes the steak- :ninja:

*face turns red, nose explodes in blood, and steam come out of my ears causing the mustard to come out*
*sits in a pool of blood staring at yoai magazine*
\dam,n...you...el mastachio...mestirio...how...did you know...my weakness?

Ewwy! -scurries away from the blood-

*menages to get out of rope and everything*
*takes the yoai book and reads it*
*wipes off nose* Have anymore yaoi magazines, el Mustachio Mysterio?

-stands up dramatically shoving her cape into her backpack-
I have no idea what you're talking about Momo...
-smiles then tilts head slightly-