That could be interesting, go ahead xP

hmmm... The 20-sided dice lands on 14

---------- Post added 04-13-2014 at 09:45 PM ----------

Eeexcellent. *steeples fingers*

Aww. Someone should have told it to... duck.

That was a pretty fowl joke, Ethos...

I suppose my goose is cooked.

I bet everyone else is too chicken to join in this conversation.

They may yet join...
birds of a feather tend to flock together~

Are you calling us all bird brains?

Perhaps I'm just egging you on.

Nah, it was all just flying over my head.

I hope this won't ruffle too many feathers...

We'll toucan play this game (why us my multi quote not working?... I broke my multi quote!)

Originally Posted by Wyrmskyld

Bard-rage sounds interesting.

Hehe... I kind of think you have to show your ID to see that movie...

It would be pretty darned funny, yeah. *group is supposed to meet an important person... every single group member takes her aside to make sure she won't shoot them... she shoots anyway*

Phaelan is walking along singing and playing a brand new lute, wondering how the sky gets so blue, and how beautiful that shiny dragon fly is, fails to see the group of monks ahead and crashes into them. "Oh so sorry" he says as he fumbles to pick up the monks and his lute... Unfortunately it had broke and the strings were beyond any repair. Phaelan stops dead, his eyes wide.... A low guttural growl seems to be coming from somewhere in his throat, getting louder and louder... Gggggrrrrrrr aaaaaahhhhhhh

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH Bard Rage!!! (Please note the rest of the story has been censored due to PG-13 Ratings)

Meanwhile across town, a group of people including Alexis sit on chairs in a circle. One man is dressed all in green, with a large hood over his head. Another resembles a very young boy, almost naked apart from some kind of toga, upon his back is a bow and a quiver of arrows tipped with red heart shaped points. A pretty young girl dressed in black, and a golden bird broach on her chest also sits moodily... Alexis begins to stand up, and clears her throat... "My name is Alexis, and I am a shoot-a-Holic"

Alexis is so claiming the duck btw.

---------- Post added 04-14-2014 at 10:10 AM ----------

Does eating duck make her a cannibal?

Eating duck only makes her a cannibal if it's an intelligent duck. Or amongst any fringe dietary groups who think intelligent beings should only eat plants, because, like, animals feel pain and they're our brothers and sisters! We can't oppress them by eating their babies and taking their milk and wearing their skins on our backs. Plants are, like, what we're meant to eat! Plants don't feel pain, and, like, they can provide us with everything we need...

And then the DM sends in the trees...

Well then Alexis is going to animately try and argue she meant to hit that duck and that its hers now xP

Draza will challenge you for the duck.

Oh, dear. What have I started?

They're just establishing a pecking order.

Yeees, go Ethos go!

Alexis would never physically win against Draza T.T

But she is probably more quick on her feet.

Take da duck and run!

Or placate the giant lizard and give her the duck meat so long as she gets the feathers.

That would be a solution for a plucky adventurer.


---------- Post added 04-15-2014 at 04:24 AM ----------

#cantstop
#wontstop

This puns forever.

#neverstop

Originally Posted by Cora

Alexis would never physically win against Draza T.T

But she is probably more quick on her feet.

Take da duck and run!

Or placate the giant lizard and give her the duck meat so long as she gets the feathers.

Especially seeing as Draza's preferred fighting method is to hold people and pull them into water to drown them. And if water isn't around she does have the create water spell...

she wont need the feathers.

Alexis can begrudgingly share.

I am very tempted to roll for "allure" on every player over the course of the next quest. Perhaps that will tame the wild she-beast... *cough*-Draza-*cough*

Orc bard studmuffin is cracking me up.