The dragon closed its eyes, seemingly enjoying the small hands on his massive snout. The heat emitting from his nostrils made the boys laugh. "Hes so warm" one said to the other.

The laughter was cut short though, when a loud noise came from behind them, making the dragon jerk up to look in its direction.

Both boys glanced behind themselves, trying to see what it was that made the noise.

Suddenly the dragon lunched forward, launching itself over the two boys, in the direction of the noise.

The boys called after the dragon, but it was well off in the distance, chasing after the mysterious noise. Once the dust cleared from the dragon's wake, the boys looked around at this strange dimension and found...

That there was houses all around them but they were all made of candy.

The boys went up to one of the candy houses, and knocked on the gumdrop door. As they awaited a response they...

saw a man picking lollipops from a rather large gumdrop tree. The man saw the two boys and...

jizzed in his pants cause he was actually Michael Jackson's ghost and so he ran up to the boys and...

Melted before them to reveal a strange creature that blowed glue. A strange animal, rsembling a worm crawled inf ront of them and the creature swirled, turning into a gigantic raven.
It seemed the blue creature turned into something which you feared...

and could not get away from. It in one place and everywhere else at the same time or so it seemed...

But suddenly they were surrounded by red and orange, and it took them only a second to realize that the were enveloped in the dragon's flames, yet somehow, the flames did not burn them...

even though the flames destroyed everything else they touched. the boys looked around in amazement as...

a strange and beautiful woman appeared out of the nearby trees, holding...

A dead skunk, the smell of which made the boys go unconscience and when they woke up later...

They found the woman sitting next to them, looking most confused as she had no ability to smell so wondered what they were reacting to. She no longer had the skunk but was eating an onion and...

one of the boys fell over in a coma because he was deathly allergic to the onion-induced tears coming from the other boy's eyes. The woman then....

Looked at the boy and poked the unconscious sibling while the other screamed. "What's his deal?" She asked as she threw the onion over her shoulder and....

was blissfully unaware of the loud thunk that occurred from the half eaten onion hitting an inconspicuous elephant in the bushes. The screaming boy pointed at the woman and said...

It's an angry energetic Elephant!!!!" and began to run!! The woman looked back at the elephant and

thought, 'wow, what a big doggie!!!' For the woman had never seen an elephant before. She approached it happily as the boy remembered to drag the unconscious boy away too. Then the elephant.....

was about to trample her when it saw her smile. Having never seen a smiling woman before it dropped dead of a heartattack while the woman....

dropped dead of a heart atack, too...

And so the boy looked at the two and then the unconscious boy at his side and said 'Oh brother'....

and started laughing out loud because...