I'm pretty good, yourself?

upset stomach =(

Lol i dunno. I definitely am not obsessed with booty xD

That sucks :(

hiya mamaro

Hey, it's Roro! :D
It definitely sucks that you aren't obsessed with booty! >:

yeah it does

I actually have a slight stomachache as well. Don't know why.

Never been fascinated by butts. Good for pooping, I guess. Why should I, an average guy, pay any extra heed to posteriors?

could you maybe be hungry

Nah, hummy, I had dinner not too long ago.

Welcome, Ginger! :D

hello ginger

Hello! So... why butts? Why couldn't we obsess over ferrets or the smell of dryer sheets or font families in novelty websites?

we just like big butts and we like to wiggle them =3

We had an Easter event that ended a day ago, and we found ourselves talking about butts a lot :P Thus, the Butt Nation was born.

Plus, come on, butts are pretty cool!

Ah... that might be my problem. No butt to wiggle. I'm relatively buttless. XD

Well, we like big butts, even if we aren't blessed with one

Well, they are nice for... holding up the back of pants, I suppose.
And sitting!
And... warming eggs that need hatching!

Butts have many purposes

sitting is good too

How about belly buttons. Useful fellows, there. You can open bottles with them. You can paint faces around them to be funny. You can try to press buttons if your belly button is an outie. Your belly button can hold one extra bullet, in case you're in some zombie-survival situation and the clip in your gun goes empty as a zed-head is barreling towards you... but wait! Belly button bullet saves the day. Hell yeah!

We have a pretty useful BellyButton here :P

bellybuttons are nices, especially our bellybutton on staff

Oh really? Tell me of this staff belly button...

She's an Event Coordinator, so basically she helps organise events for us