Oh my god, that's brilliant.

I want it so bad.

Me too, though I want one of the normal severed heads first since they're more usable for the kinds of outfits I usually come up with. Jelly's, while awesome, is a bit too silly with the expression for my usual attires.

Oh my great goodness, that is absolutely fantastic. I like the sense of humour in this place -- and now I absolutely understand the need to buy a severed head.

There's also a jelly's head in a jar... but as far as I know that item is a myth

I'm wondering if, perhaps, somethings are meant to have an air of mystery around them for ever. This may be one of those times. :P

Korn, I love the name :D Welcome to Menewsha. I know I'm posting a bit later than usually in fourm but aye, the more the marrier, right? Names Pumpkin.P.Queen, but just refer to me as Pumpkin :)

Originally Posted by The Wandering Poet

When I joined all I got was a pile of drool I made looking at the items...

You'll surely get a very warm welcome here from nearly everyone. Even from the staff.

What's this about being nice? Poet are you spreading lies and rumors again???

Welcome Korn to the madness that is. :3 Don't let these folks fool you, we're a ruthless gang of villains who love nothing more than dashing hopes and dreams. Also what's your favorite color?

Thanks! I like the name too, I guess, since I chose it xD I had no idea what to name myself and, well, "Corn" is too simple. Throw in a 'K' and all of a sudden it's oh so edgy. Woo! And I shall, Pumpkin! :3

I should have known there was villainy afoot when one of the most prized items on the market is a severed head. But who am I to judge? Here I am, willing to throw myself into the pits of blackness that it seems the lot of you all reside ;) And I'm particularly fond of the colour orange, thanks! :D

Jelly turned Bartuc into a shoe, I believe.

His avatar was a photo of a red high-heel.

Of course... how else can we get recruits to take over the world?

And I recall Yan (yanyan13, another assistant admin) used to be turned into a potato.

I think there was also pineapples and cupcakes...

Howdy is pineapples. I forget who was cake... :I

So I'm told Bartuc still possesses dark magikz from when he was a mod

@ Korn - When I first saw your username I'll admit... I thought of AMV Hell... and.... that's all I'll say about that... *COUGH*

...and Iku turned into a nudist holding a pickle... *shudders*

If you turn your administrative staff into food then I'm in love already.

Longcat, Ahhh!! Thank you so much!

You guys are all so kind and generous for a pack of miscreants and I swear you're all threatening to bring a twinkle to this lady's eye.

Oh my goodness, AMV Hell. It's been so long since I've thought of that xD Perhaps, if I set aside the time, I can rewatch it. If I can find it @_@

Iku just assumed their final form.
And Barty? Wouldn't surprise me. We all retain some dark powers from who we once were... keep that in mind. *cackles evilly*

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I did nothing! I am a villain!! Where is my cape?

Alas, what is a villain without their cape? Naught but a common criminal! Quickly, quickly, don thy cape, villain, and take hold of the status of which you deserve!

Korn, you totally belong here.

I think you already know it, though.

I like you so much already I don't even want to show you my black pit. I'd rather give you cupcakes.

Well if I don't belong all of us are gonna have an awkward conversation later. <3

Hooray! Does this mean I won't be thrown into the pit of despair to have my life sucked away year by year? Because let me tell you, cupcakes sound, like, a bajillion times more appealing.

There. I have found my cape and my ill gotten goods!! I will share NONE!

Don't worry Korn... as long as you have true love you'll be fine :)

All shall quake in fear, for at last the villain hath shown her true colours, and what a gruesome manner of wickedness it is! The patron demon of greed, Mammon, is her saint, and the deadly sin of wrath her companion. Look upon her, world, and weep at her feet, for beneath the pure white of her cape lies something most foul.

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One should never underestimate the power of true love!

I'll be Inigo Montoya :D
*searches for 6 fingered man*

Oh Korn, catch me! *swoons* That was beautiful. Describe me like Kalima again!

If you're Inigo Montoya, and he killed your father, then what is the velocity of an unladen swallow?

Also I, the gentle giant Fezzik, shall help you search for this six fingered man, simply because, well, I can. But, my friend, are the one with the plan.

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*Catches Longcat* (i have no idea who kalima is unless you're talking about the planet of the apes and if the lady desires...)

Her fearsome grin has toppled even the strongest of men and brought them to their very knees, heads scraping the ground as they bow beneath the weight of her villainous aura. The cold white of her eyes has caused nightmares amongst the strong willed and have, in villages all too aware of her existence, have been heralded as the true windows to the depths of hell. And yet she walks the earth with the grace befitting of a queen, and that she shall be, for once the prophesized reckoning of the world comes nipping at the light of day not even the foulest fleet from hell shall stop her ascent amidst the corpses of her lessors.

You are wonderful. Here I will share with you and you can become one of my Henchpeoples. <3