Jury?
Your opinion?

-sits in a large hotel-
The pig is found...NOT! GUILTY!!

-runs to movie theatre-

-GASP!!!-
NOT GUILTY?!?!?

But he couldn't've kissed the cook because it wasn't Easter, and the chairman stirred his cup clockwise ONLY TWICE! before sipping, and the spoon WASN'T an umbrella; I saw with my own eyes! IT WAS A DOORSTOP!

-runs to mattress sale-
-GASSSP!-

-runs to front of computer-

Very well, then.

The pig is found...PURPLE!!


-runs to Alaska-
-GASSSP!!!-

Butbutbut!!!
NOOOWAYYY.

• Because of this unexpected turn of events, we must make sure that Pig never meets Frog to unveil the vital piece of information that was shared in a small cafe on June 28th, concerning the fate of the Northern Hemisphere.

Very well.

Now, would the defendant please rise and sing the alphabet song as we eat bacon?

Pig: -squeal!!-

In you go, Mr. Pig. -puts piggie in microwave-

Seventy two knob turns for eight unbirthdays on Jupiter should do it...

Originally Posted by tentenpuff

Very well.

Now, would the defendant please rise and sing the alphabet song as we eat bacon?

Pig: -squeal!!-

In you go, Mr. Pig. -puts piggie in microwave-

Seventy two knob turns for eight unbirthdays on Jupiter should do it...

• *bangs Gavin*
  
  Gavin: Uuhh...
  
  Oh, sorry.
  
  *bangs gavel*
  
  It seems to me that in the recent heating of bacon and the distribution of plates, that it is lunchtime, and time to sing the bacon song.
  
  OOOOH BAAAACON
  How cripy art thooou
  You didn't come from a cooowww....

Falsetto:
Or a chicken!
Normal voice:
OOOOOHHH BAAAACCON!
Hooow yummy issshiee yuuuu!!!
No chicken for me~
Falsetto:
No, sirree!
Normal:
OOOOOOOHHH BAAACON!!!



YAAAAAAAY
-blows trumpet while dusting-

Now, just feed the squid a chocolate-chip coffee pot and we'll be on our way to visit the birds on Harold's head.

UMG YUY~ Silly people, finally a group of people who understand me. :'D I feel so welcome.

I feel I must barge into this thread and perform a silly walk down the grand aisle.
...Of silliness.
:'D

I can't believe I got called up tight! You clearly know nothing moahahahaha!

I seriously love the name of this thread XD
It makes me lulz <3