Yeah, I don't say them, but they're allowed. The only word for that stuff I'm okay with using is excrement, and even that is hard.

The breasts words are okay, but I don't like them. They aren't gross. They're just weird for me. So breasts it is. Now, as for the undergarment that goeth over the breasts? I detest those, so I refuse to use that word.

The other two Inzanebraned named are no-nos. I don't think my mother even knoweth the C one, actually.

I don't like the C-word at all.
it bothers me so much

'Tis a rare one in my life.

That's good

Yeah...in my experience, that C word is used as a derogatory name for a female more often than to describe a female body part.
The P word could mean a coward...but my exhusband watched those movies where it meant a body part and was said far too often! Lol!

How about piss? ...like "I gotta piss really bad right now!
I tend to say "Piss on a rope" when I get frustrated and angry.

That's where the phras, 'better off than on' comes in for squirreliegirrrlie

Better off than on! What art thou saying, Humstar? Thou art the one who taught me that phrase. *poketh*

And no, I cannot use that word in any context.

I know, I was just saying that's what you use instead of that word. Which I love because it's totally true I mean seriously who would want to be off then on'd?

Ummm....actually....I knew a guy that would rather be "on!" I just couldn't bring myself to do it, so things just didn't work out between us.

to each their own

oh jeez. x_x apparently, that's not that uncommon! i just hope people are doing it in their bathtub rather than getting pee all over the bed. xD

I can't remember where I read this list.
dudes list:
chocolate syrup
whipped cream
'pee' pads!

The guy was always asking for me to take a bath with him...I always declined because I knew his ulterior motive.
He was friends with a couple who I found out pleased his fancy.
We drifted apart after I found these things out!

I am at a loss for words...

Originally Posted by hummy

I am at a loss for words...

I wasn't...I just said "NO!". Lol!

Ew. D:

I've only been peed on my Beans and babies before. :C

My nasty cousin peed on me when I was little I was on the swings and he was just standing there peeing on me like the but that he is. I ran inside crying got my ass beat for crying over it and I was the one that was peed on how did I get in trouble over that? He's been a butthead to me ever since.

Ew, this conversation.

Poor Hummy!... something like that could scar a child for life!
Sorry Amane...My fault!
I will refrain from further pee stories...for now, anyway!

Pee is nasty! D:
I'm sorry hummy, that sounds awful!

Oh, Amane! We can always change the subject. xD

I told you I win the nasty cousin contest!
It is, he is and let's change the subject!

We could opt to talk about emmisions from the other end of the body...
Anybody got any good "puked on" stories?
I do! But maybe I better keep them to myself, too!

Oh my goodness I have the worst puked on story ever.
It was going to be my very first kiss!
He was even more shy than I was.
We were at a dance his older brother got him some whatever you use to make a Sloe Gin Fizz. It tastes like cough medicine to me was gross so I hardly drink any. And he was chugging them down like nobody's business. His brother asked me if I knew where he was, and I said I did, of course I did I was his stalker! So he asked me if I go get him and tell him it was time to walk home. My heart's pounding and I'm grinning like an idiot. And I find him sitting alone on the Rock behind the school. And I go over and I tell him your brothers ready to go home. And he puts his arm around me and he leans in and I'm thinking this is it this is it it's going to be my first kiss! And he throws up in my having a great hair hair day and passes out in my lap. I. was. mortified! I didn't know what to do with all the puke in my hair it was starting to drip down onto his back and his brother walks up. He looks at me and he says Lance Romance. And I started crying so he takes off his T-shirt and hands it to me to wipe off the puke in my hair. We stand up his brother and kind of stagger home. His mom had some clothes on the line out back so he puts a new t-shirt on and asked me to wait outside with his brother while he goes inside to make sure mom's not in the living room. So I sat with passed out puke boy and never got my first kiss... I was always grateful it wasn't in my mouth. And on that note I gagging leave

Eww, hummy! D:
That's terrible!

Honestly, I never had that much of a social life that I have ever been puked on.

lol, it went from my, hopefully best moment
to my horrific moment in a split second.
I bet if I saw him today he would
still apologize to me...AGAIN!

I think that is why I do to like cherry!