*hires you a nurse* he's in there *points at bathroom door*

I want you to helpppp

I can help you get a therapist! ;)

you know, according to an add I saw swords are best for combating zombies because they require no reloading ... however, that makes it impossible for long range combat and what if your sword gets stuck in one just as you need it for another? and what if you are no good with swords at all? I think perhaps as a backup weapon ... but I'm still all about the automatic weapons of mass distruction when it comes to zombies ... especially grenades and stuff ...

*cries*

D, I refuse to comfort you until you have gone to the bathroom like a big boy. I am not gonna get peed on!

I need halllppp

Nah, swords are pretty much useless against zombies unless you're actually strong enough to cut through the skull. /has totally helped out at zombie survival panels... XD

hey, for some reason that made me think ... how effective do you think acid would be on zombies? and how long do you think you could have acid in a water balloon before the acid melts through?

Best thing for zombie killing is like the Trench Knife used in WWII I believe.
It can go through helmets..and easily skulls. :)

you never did tell me what shows dear ;)

*sighs* stupid zombies and the possibility of a sword being my only weapon ... how would I even get INTO a situation where a SWORD would be the one weapon I have handy to combat zombies WITH?

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how about a canon?? or a tank! those would work pretty sweet on a horde of zombies!

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how well do you think a zombie could swim?

Only if you can get to they're brain with those or else it'll just spread them around

Well in order for it to work on the zombies... it'd have to melt through bone. So it'd probably go through the water balloon pretty fast. XD I'd have to ask my friend though. She's the one that runs the panels.

And whoops! Sorry about that! I was mildly distracted by your conversation with D. XD I work on Pantheon and Tech Heads.

OOO!! do you think sharks would want to eat a zombie? and then would it become a zombie shark? and then what would be the difference between a zombie shark and a regular shark??

Zombies cannot swim, they just walk on the bottom of the ocean until they dissolve

I suppose it would depend on the strain of zombie virus. As for zombies being able to swim, I'd think they'd probably be broken down pretty quickly by the water and lose all their muscles.

I haven't heard of those shows, sorry. but it's cool you are in showbiz!

I mean, if a corpse would bloat and float in water, you'd think the same would happen to zombies ... would it maybe contaminate the whole water supply? people downstream drinking the water or eating the fish getting zombified?

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sorry. I just love the topic of killing off zombies ... you know, killing dead stuff and all that jazz.

They're both still in production so it's not surprising you've never heard of them. XDD I would have been surprised if you had.

what channel will they be on? it's cool to know a kinda-celebrity!

I was concerned for a moment that my talk of killing zombies had killed the room.

Pfft :talk2hand:
I'm a musician

I don't know how much of a celebrity I could be, I'm just on the crew and will never be seen in front of the camera except in 'making of' documentaries and clips. XD

And I think people are simply starting to fade out as it gets later and later. I'll probably disappear pretty soon too. I have class at 11 tomorrow and will likely oversleep.

OHCRIPES! I didn't notice the time! my kid has school in the morning too! I need to jet. it was nice talking to y'all!

Talk to you later, Crazy! It was great chatting with you this evening!

@D, what do you play?

Also, aaaauuugh! I'm only 48g away from a nice round number and I hit the game cap! *rolls*

Luna: Mostly guitar, but also play bass, drums and piano

Zombies can't swim, but they can probably float for a bit before they get too water logged. Or if enough zombies go in the water and make a bridge for other zombies. Also, I don't think they'd be able to walk across the bottom.

As for zombie killing weaponry. Anything that can easily take off a zombie's head whilst keeping you from harm is best. A sword would be decent, but there is a chance the blade could get stuck in the spine if the zombie as you're slicing. A sledgehammer is pretty good, but only for a few zombies. It will take one out no problem, but it will make you tired after a while.
The classic shotgun is your best bet if you can acquire one.
Now a tank, that would be excellent, but you would need fuel, shells if you wish you us the cannon and knowledge of how to actually operate it.

night Luna

Ark, you are my total hero! such zombie wisdom that I TOTALLY agree with!

okay, gone for real!