PILLOW FIGHT!

Whooo!
~bops Kat a pilow~

*feathers explode everywhere*
(because that always happens in films despite the fact very few people will have actual feather pillows)

That was mah feather pillow goddamn it D<

....I have a feather pillow....

I've only ever seen feather pillows in shops. Maybe I'm just a peasant. XD

I have a feather duvet...
just a cotton pillow though

You need to go gather the feathers from the ducks in the park until you have enough to make a pillow

Very creative :D

I ran out of bread trying to lure all the ducks out.

Could I not try with a seagull? They're much bigger.

That could work too

An ostrich would be ideal but, alas, the zoo would notice if one lost all its feathers.

Oh wow lol

Some dinosaurs were feathery, I could do a Jurassic Park style experiment and get one like that.

No
no jurassic park
please D:

Okay then.

I could genetically engineer a pigeon to be massive?

I could help with that! *worked in a transgenics lab for 3+ years*
*snaps on rubber gloves*
Right then! Let's get started!! >:D

Aww, yeah. Some heavy science going down in this joint.

...You scare me....

Fear is only one of the many services that KatMagenta can bring to your threads. :)

*looks up from workbench*
B-but...I'm not scary! D;

No but the idea is scary...

I think giant pigeons will revolutionise the feather pillow industry. Who wants to come on Dragon's Den with me?

I DO PICK ME PICK ME!!!!

*waves arms frantically*

*doesn't know where Dragon's Den is*
Giant pigeons will most certainly revolutionize something....
But I think it will be the carwash industry