LOVE LETTER #8 1. Name of Menewshan: Rainbows 2. Adjective: comely 3. Noun: chameleon 4. Verb ending in -ing: dreaming 5. Comparative Adjective: shinier 6. Body Part - plural: kidneys 7. Place: Nova Scotia 8. Plural Noun: panpipes 9. Phrase: absence makes the heart grow fonder 10. Verb: miss 11. Verb: paint 12. Article of Clothing: jeans 13. Body Part - plural: eyes 14. Adjective: serious 15. Number: 17 16. Measurement of Length: furlong 17. Your Name: `Kitami
I've watched you for 8 days straight. I've seen you at the pub and at school. I love the way you turn your house key in the lock. I could make you so very pretty someday. I know all of your favorite things: onions, monkeys and daffodils.
I can give you all that and more. Love me. I would never make you whisper or watch if you didn't want to. Even if you did want to, I'd make sure you wouldn't muss your hot hair and desirable clothes. I hope you don't find this disturbing, but I must leap these feelings to you.
You make me feel comely, like I'm your one and only. When I'm with you it's like I'm a chameleon in the sky, dreaming up your life. You make me feel shinier when I'm near you, wrapped up in your strong kidneys.
You're like an angel from Nova Scotia, with your panpipes spread wide. Every time you look at me and say, "Absence makes the heart grow fonder.", I miss.
On those nights when we are apart, the thought of you makes me paint. I wrap your jeans around my eyes, calmed by your serious scent.
Even if we were separated by 17 furlongs, I will always be yours.
LOVE LETTER #15 1. Name of Menewshan: Inc'est la Vie 2. Number: seventy-one 3. Verb: shake 4. A Profession: harpsichord repairman 5. Verb ending in -ing: abducting 6. Verb ending in -ing: curtseying 7. Verb ending in -ing: epithelializing 8. Adjective: effulgent 9. Place: The Second Circle of Hell 10. Verb ending in -ing: besmutting 11. A Food: kalamata olives 12. Verb: misconceive 13. Noun: gumption 14. Noun: pantaloons 15. Body Part: trachea 16. Adjective: uxorious 17. An Emotion: triumph 18. Verb: probe 19. Body Part: clavicle 20. Adverb: ominously 21. Your Name: Ghost
We've know each other for 71 years now, and this is something i've longed to say. I shake you. You are my harpsichord repairman in abducting armor. I wouldn't be where I am today if it weren't for you curtsying me and epithelializing me. Before you came into my life, I was so effulgent. But then you showed up, like a gift from the Second Circle of Hell.
You do so much for me. When i'm sick, you're always there with a besmutting pot of kalamata olive soup. When i'm frustrated, you're there to misconceive my gumption. When i'm sad, you can always put a pantaloon on my trachea.
These are all uxorious things. But with each piece, i've come to realize that I feel triumph for you. And I can only hope that you will probe me too. But no matter what becomes of us, I will always hold you in my clavicle.
i can't believe it, Howdy, somehow you put my exact feelings for Inc'est into words! words that none of us knew even existed until about 20 minutes ago...
WHAT WE GONNA GET??? SEVERAL BOYS!
HOW WE GONNA GET 'EM?
uhhhh......
ummmmmmmmmmmmm...
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also, same. i am a man of constant besmutteringitude. fun fact: if you say "besmutting" three times in a row in front of your bathroom mirror, Michael Keaton will appear and ask you to be his valentine.
LOVE LETTER #1 1. Name of Menewshan: Dystopia 2. Body Part - plural: lungs 3. Adjective: sexy 4. Noun: beach 5. Noun: moose 6. Body Part - plural: armpits 7. Superlative Adjective: bright 8. Comparative Adjective: brightest 9. Adjective: red 10. Superlative Adjective: fast 11. Superlative Adjective: deep 12. Adjective: smoky 13. Planet: Uranus 14. Noun: alpaca 15. Noun: whip 16. Your Name: Liztress, as told to by Game Master
LOVE LETTER #14 1. Superlative Adjective: Loveliest 2. Name of Menewshan: Hummy 3. Body Part: Finger 4. Adjective: Generous 5. Adjective: Large 6. Verb: promise 7. Body Part: Neck 8. Verb: notice 9. A Food: Chocolate 10. A Food: Chicken 11. A Food: Pancake 12. Adjective: fast 13. Adjective: awesome 14. Adjective: fun 15. Verb: jump 16. Verb: land 17. Color: Blue 18. Article of Clothing: skirt 19. Holiday: Halloween 20. Verb: Imagine 21. Adjective: bright 22. Your Name: Nephila
WHAT WE GONNA GET??? SEVERAL BOYS!
HOW WE GONNA GET 'EM?
uhhhh......
ummmmmmmmmmmmm...
hm.
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also, same. i am a man of constant besmutteringitude. fun fact: if you say "besmutting" three times in a row in front of your bathroom mirror, Michael Keaton will appear and ask you to be his valentine.
Why couldn't they have handed those out back when I was in school.
Ever since I first laid lungs on you I was certain that I would never again see something as sexy.
Your beach and moose seduced me right away. Your voice reached my armpits like the brightest melody.
Loving you makes me feel brighter and more red. Have absolute certainty that my fastest wish is knowing that I can make you the deepest and the most smoky person on Uranus, because I dedicate my alpaca to you.
I woke up this morning and my figer blushed just at the thought of you. You are not only generous, but also so very large. Just saying your name makes me promise, and my neck begins to notice.
I can't wait until tomorrow night. I'm going to prepare all your favorite foods: chocolate, chicken and pancakes. And then I have a fast surprise for you. It is awesome, fun and jumps a lot. I hope you will land it.
I'll be wearing the blue skirt you gave me last Halloween. I know how much you love to imagine me in it. Until then...
LOVE LETTER #3 1. Name of Menewshan: ~LONGCAT~ 2. Place: the surface of the sun 3. Place: Captain Howdy's basement 4. Verb ending in -ing: screaming 5. Body Part: kidney 6. Body Part: medulla oblongata 7. Animal - plural: baby turtles 8. Adjective: salty 9. Adjective: expensive 10. Place: the Alamo 11. Verb: backflip 12. Food - plural: flamin' hot Cheetos 13. Verb: interrogate 14. Adjective: beloved 15. Body Part: fist 16. Your Name: BellyButton