Sheogorath from the Shivering Isles of Oblivion:

Cheese for everyone... Wait. Cheese for no one.

Originally Posted by amam2217

Final Fantasy X has a lot of funny quotes, with my favorite one being
[Wakka.]

ha ha wakka said some really funny things that made Sora laugh in both 10 and 10-2 XDD

Originally Posted by Kid Disaster

358/2 Days really does have some of the best quotes ever.

This conversation between Axel and Roxas had me cracking up so hard -- I had to go run and find my brother so I could show him that Kingdom Hearts has taken to giving advice on girls (which is probably good for some people...):

LMAO I agree with ya, my friends and sora can make so many yaoi quotes from them.....like in Roxas's Diary XDD

This one I just came across in a cut scene in FFXIII:

Soldier: You're dead!

Lightning: You first!

XDD what everybody needs to say HA HA!

This is a random on from Mass Effect. I was riding the elevator from C-Sec up to the Normandy, and Liara and Tali were talking about studying Prothean Technology. Then this line game up.

Tali: Yes. Subsequently all the technology I had hoped to bring back to the Flotilla has attempted to kill us.

The scene in Final Fantasy X with Tidus and Yuna laughing was quite possibly both the most hilarious and most idiotic scene in any video game cutscene ever.

FFX has one I like:

Tidus: Noob here.
Wakka: Sorry!

It saddens me that there is no Starcraft on here. :P This conversation is from a cut-scene in between missions. It's actually quite funny, I guess if you have that kinda humor.

Lieutenant:Hey Sarge,why do we always gotta listen to this s**t for anyway?
Sergeant: Cause I'm in charge that's why.
Lieutenant: Oh, that don't seem like no good kinda reason to me.....Hey what's that?
Sergeant: A hood ornament soon. SWEET ROLLER!
Lieutenant: Looks like you mashed up some poor fellers dog sarge.
Sergeant: It's a Zerglin' Lester. Smaller type o' Zerg. They wouldn't be out this far unless.....oh sh**.
Lieutenant: I Love You Sarge.

You have to watch the actual cut-scene to get the full "laughable content" from it. The audio is pretty crappy, but the words are easily distinguishable. :P Enjoy. YouTube - StarCraft Cutscene Wasteland Patrol

L4D2 -

Coach: "Getcho ass movin' Nick!"

after Nick dissed the race car driver in the safe room.

TF2 -

Scout: "Boink!"
Medic: "Evedryooooone! I am on fiyah!"
Heavy: "Yyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!"

When you keep the minigun runnin'
Also... GLaDos. Nuff said.

mass effect.. wrex

anyone fighting us is either stupid or on saren's payroll, killing the latter is business, killing the former is a favour to the galaxy

Originally Posted by Pkero

The scene in Final Fantasy X with Tidus and Yuna laughing was quite possibly both the most hilarious and most idiotic scene in any video game cutscene ever.

ha ha yea Sora has seen a lot of comics with that little scene XDD

Killing Floor on Steam

Dosh! Grab it while it's hot.

Everyone's got British accents there. It's cool.

Originally Posted by DeLish

Killing Floor on Steam

Everyone's got British accents there. It's cool.

Of course they have British accents, its all set in England. I think I might go ahead and play that sometime tonight. Maybe even work on getting my Bereserker up to level 6...though, that will take a good 3-4 days.

This is something I remember from Star Ocean III:Till The End of Time. It's during a sort-of side event that's important to proceed through the main action of the game.

Albel: Hmph. I told you this was a waste of time, fools.
Nel: I don't remember you saying that.
Albel: Me neither.

Most of my favorite game quotes involve Albel 'the Wicked' Nox or Colonel Jade Curtiss from Tales of the Abyss... not that I can remember them all at the moment.

But here's one for Jade... he's always making little remarks like this, and it never fails to make me laugh, I just love his personality... ^ ^

Jade: Ah, it's nice to see everyone getting along so well.
Luke: You need to get your eyes checked.

Originally Posted by DeLish

Killing Floor on Steam

Everyone's got British accents there. It's cool.

YAY british accents! 8DD

I only have one for the moment that I can think of.

"The tale should end there .... But this is Besek." Thage from Eternal Poison.

lol Batman: Arkham Asylum has some of the best quotes from the Joker.

"Not so tight, boys! You'll crease the suit."

Also a bunch of my favorites are from Setsuka circa Soul Calibur 3 and 4. o3o She's so badass.

XDD Not so tight boys? HA HA! awesome saucem.....Sora heard that was a good game ^^