*Dumps huges cans of bright pink quick drying permenant paint all over the hill and Shota sending him screaming away to try and wash off the paint* "Hehe And now MY hill is my favorite color!" *Sits down happily*

King: Angeal

*Starts typhoon so the hill is cleaned of all it's racid pink filth....and Angeal* Can't STAND that color! *Climbs up and sits on soggy hill* Can't get rid of me THAT easily.

King: Shota

*Finally returns from the river and uproots a tree from the forest, using it as a bat and smacking the now Baseball-Shota off the hill* Ack, I'm soaked! *Wrings out his clothes while walking back up the hill to claim his rightful place* There we go, just like it's supposed to be! *Sits, and smiles like a cat who is up to something.*

King: Dexter

*Comes flying down like a comet and obliterates Dexter* *Stands up unharmed* Well, that was a trip! Thanks dead gal! *Takes a seat on the miraculously plush grass*

King: Shota

Ouch, that was surprising... *Reconstructs and summons vines that burst from the sides of the hill* Attack! *Vines grab Shota off the hill and smacks him around, then drags him underground* Ahh, alone at last. *Lies down to look at the sky*

King: Dexter

*Crawls out of ground as a zombie and breaths noxious breath into Dexters face makeing her stumble off the hill* Gugugugugugu*Takes a seat, pieces falling off on ocassion*

King: Zombie Shota

Gah! You will pay for calling me a female! *Blindly crawls up the hill and reveals a machete, decapitating Zombie Shota and throwing him and the few pieces that remain after him.* Ehh, bad breath... *Sits*

King: Dexter.

*Dismembered pieces wiggle back together, reforming as a litch* Thisssss will not go un punisssssshed *Fires a ball of dark energy at Dexter, turning HIM into a newt* Sssssome of my bessssst work*Climbs up hill and tosses harmless amphibian into nearby lake* Thisssss sssspot isssss mine sssssilly boy. *Draws throne made of bone from the ground and takes a seat*

King: Lich Shota

*hisses in a tiny newt-voice* Newts can swim, fool! *Swims out of lake and uses hidden powers of shapeshifting to return to a human* *Summons a miniature black hole that sucks up Lich Shota and his bone throne, then closes back up as Dexter takes his rightful place*

King: Shapeshifter Dexter.

*Returns from back hole made of nutronium* Now, I smash! *Stomps Dexter into a pile of bloody pusculus* Yuck! Scrapes off on nearby tree* Now, I King! *Scuttles up hill and sits*


King: Nutronium Shota

*Absorbs into tree and animates it, uprooting and storming up the hill* You will die, Nutro! *Uses leafy fist to smask Nutro-Shota off the hill* *Jumps out of tree as normal Dexter and pulls a flamethrower from thin air* *Fires up flamethrower and turns Shotacon into coal and dust* *Uses tree to build a chair and sits on top of the hill* My hill!

King: Dexter

*Rains down on Dexter as burning coals* *Dexter goes running off* *Re-assembles* Note, fire only begats more fire. That's why I use axes *Evil grin* *Cops up wood throne into toothpicks and sits* Mine again!


King: Shota

*Returns in vengeance and runs up the hill* *Rips out Shota's hair and strangles him with it, bounds his hands and feet with it, and throws him into the lake* There, water weakens fire. *Sits and glares at the lake*

King: Dexter

*Walks up the hill and sits in Dexter's lap* :p

King: Dexter

Subbordinate: Angeal

*Sets Angeal on a trolly* The king stands alone. *Trolly rolls down the hill*

King: Still Dexter.

D:< *Hops off and sends tiny baby dragons after Dexter making him die from over exposure to cuteness walking up the hill and sitting cutely* Hehe If you wanna share I am up for yaoi :p *Winks and the running hottie*

King: Angeal

*Revives* I'm not sure Carlos would like that. *Summons gusts of wind to toss Angeal off the top of the hill and into the top of a tree* *Climbs hill and curls up*

King: Dexter

*Rolls unconsius Dexter off hill* An easy victory *Hums to self*

King: Shota

*Tackles Shota for thinking he is so good* Not so fast! Victory does not exist here *buries Shota up to his neck in the ground* *Walks back up to the hill and sits*

King: Dexter.

*Curls up on Dexters' lap and falls asleep cutely*

King: Dexter

Concubine: Angeal

Grrr. *Carefully takes Angeal and goes back down the hill, setting him on the raft he so conveniently placed in the lake and pushing it off toward the mouth of the river* Finally, alone! *returns to the hill and sits, basking in his loneliness*

Singular-being King: Dexter.

D: Not nice!!! T^T *Cries so much that the world floods with tears drowning everyone but me thanks to the raft. Once it dries up climbs up the hill and sits down* Meany! I was being nice and cute...

King: Angeal

*Returns to life and shakes dry like a dog* I am impervious to your cuteness! For you see, I have one deemed 'cute' and I will never give in to anyone but him! *Takes Angeal and throws him into the forest, and builds a fence around the bottom of the hill* There we are! *Sits on hill triumphantly*

King: Dexter.

Ha! You think a fence can stop me?! *Eats fence, walks up the hill, eats Dexter and pukes him into a volcano.* Hmph, so you are gay as well? Too bad! *Walks to the top of the hill and sets out Graboids to patrol the hill and kill all but myself*

King: Angeal

I had not intended it to, no *Dodges the Graboids by use of X-ray vision and appears behind Angeal* You know it! But only after I tell you *Grabs Angeal and impales him, and summons vines to attack and constrict Graboids* *Throws Angeal off the hill where he is stuck to the ground*

King: Dexter.