I use salt. And my eggs don't turn out to runny most of the time.
*noms Cookie* ^_^~

*glomps Wifey's tail and noms* Tastes like...cheese? o.o Cheesy tail!

O.o
I though it would taste more like...ice cream. :(

Nope. Tastes like cheese...mozzarella! *noms*

Aw. *sad face*
Cheese sounds good though. :D

Cheese is good. Cookie loves cheese! :D

But cookies are tastier. *noms on Cookie* :XD

Ah! That tickles! *squirms*

*starts nomming on your hair*

XD You're gonna get a hairball Wifey! I have a lot of hair to choke you with ^_^;;

I'm a cat though, so I'd get one anyways. ^_^~

Hairballs are not sexy Wifey XD

:lol:
But cat's get them all the time. XD

And that's why cat girls really aren't as sexy as fanboys think. Cause hairballs are icky XD

First time I lived with a cat, I thought it dragged a tampon out of the trash. But no, it was just an icky hairball x_X

Ew. That's pretty gross.

Yeah, it was pretty gross x_x

*huggles Cookie*
Which makes me glad I haven't found any of those yet.

Until you accidentally step in a cold wet one in the dark x_x

Honestly I don't think that'd ever happen.
Most of the time, my mom's cat wakes me up to let him outside. >_<

Well, it's not like that ask to be let out to cough up hairballs. It's not really something they anticipate like going to the bathroom.

I know. But I haven't seen one for the...year or 2 he's lived with us. *shrugs*

That's cause he hides them all under your bed!

That would be hilarious cause my brother's bed is under mine. (we share/d a bunk-bed)
Currently he's sleeping on the couch cause he "claims" there are bugs in his bed. XD

Feels so good to complete a commission and SEE PAYMENT. 8D

Must be sentient hairballs in his bed :twisted:

Yay Rad! Now gimme all your moneys!