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Username: Facade
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What you're dressed up as: Octi (Sea)
A Little Diddy (Story Time!):
Once upon a time, there lived a magical Octi Queen named Octette. Although she was frivolous and bitter beyond belief, her people loved her... Mainly because she created a law that said if she found anyone hating her, she would strangle them with her own tentacles!
Nonetheless, once every twelve years she makes her way into the human world as a bratty, young shopaholic with a sense of style. The two pink lanterns she carries around with her are where her true form's tentacles are kept... Just in case. If she finds herself at a haute couture boutique that's a bit too crowded for her tastes, she'll summon her tentacles right out from her lanterns and slap the fools out of her way! Yep, that's why that old wives' tale says that, to cure hiccups, you must drink water from a cup with a paper towel over it to-- No wait, that's something else...
Oh well, Octette is sure to go out and order someone to make a wives' tale about her soon enough! Lest they get a house dropped on them...
In addition to loving long walks on the beach and downing a good stiff margarita, Octette also enjoys spending her human years fake-n-baking and showing off her talent in the ancient arts of ostrich milking.
Interesting Moral of the Story: Facade is bored and was born in 1992, which is one of Octette's years, apparently! Oh, and don't trust ugly old hags in cloaks that offer you apples.