" no i do not hatter sorry..." She frowned she really wanted to make everything right as fast as she could

"Hmm... I suppose left is right... So right might be left..." He said taking a piece of the mushroom in each hand.

" Umm hatter are you a ummm sure?" Alice looked very worried

"Never..." The Hatter said beaming and holding out the pieces to her.

" okay " Alice looked at him. " So which one do i take?"

"The left one is the right one.... I suppose... then again... right is hardly ever left..." He muttered staring at the two pieces.

Alice grabbed them both and threw them in the air which ever one she caught she ate.

The Hatter clapped madly and giggled. "Excellent Idea my dear." he said watching her catch it.

" okay now what...." Alice suddenly began to shrink. " oh my hatter catch me"

The hatter whisked his hat off his head and held it for Alice to fall into.

Alice fell flat at on the hat. " Dear lord i must be dreaming"

"I must say you are not Dear Alice, Now... Hold on dear. I am going to run to the castle." He said placing Alice in his front pocket then placing the hat on his head. He smiled at her, then took off through wonderland forest heading for the castle.

Alice held on tight as he ran towards the castle. She began to feel sick but pushed it aside she was on an mission

"Alice do you have your sword?" He asked holding out a piece of the other half of the mushroom.

" yes i do right at my side" Alice showed him it

Hatter smiled and stopped as he came to the walls of the castle. "Now Alice, once you get inside, find a nice hidden place and take a tiny bite of that other half." He said taking her out of his pocket and placing her on his hat. "The queen should be in the garden."

" i see" Alice smiled

The Hatter smiled then held the hat up in the air. "Hmm... The wind is a bit shy.." He said then spun around and tossed the hat in the air.