*Picks up the hill, shakes off Dex, and moves hill to hidden location. Plants happy butt atop the hill to begin ruling.* ;)

-stalks kya, stumbled over stone and pushes kya down- :ninja:
Looks like the hill is mine now? =3

No, the hill is mine! *Sends attack dogs to Shadow to drag her deep into the forest and returns the hill to where it's supposed to be* Now it's back, and mine once more.

King: Dexter.

wtf noooo! -teleports o above dexter and falls ontop of him-
geez youre squishy :lol:

Now I is queen :insane:
HAIL ME!

I've been told I'm quite bony, actually *Knocks Shadow down and throws her to the bottom of the hill, where a stampede of random animals tramples her into the ground*

King: Dexter.

*With a snap of her fingers Dex is poofed into a small bottle. Kya mashes the cork into the bottle and throws it to sea. Sits down as Queen Katsumi*

*Leaks out of the bottle through holes in the cork and returns as a genie, then summons lightning from the clouds above to burst Kya off the hill and into a million pieces that float away on the wind* Perfect! *Sits on the hill*

King: Genie-Dexter.

No need to throw me away like garbage! :illgetu:

-nibbles every bit of dexter and swallows-

Queen is me again :D

*Covers shadow_universe with flesh eating maggots and she runs off the hill being eaten alive* There! Mine again!

*Note: When playing, please don't forget this next part for yourselves in your post

King: Shota

*Bursts from remains of Shadow much like a parasitic alien and returns to the hill with a shark* Not for long! *Throws shark at Shota, which eats him and wriggles off into the lake to return to the ocean from where it came* *Sits on the hill once more and dusts remains of Shota from the grass*

King: Dexter.

*East shark from the inside out* Yum, sashimi. *Glares out of water at Dex* Hmmmm.....*Fires fire bolt at Dexter, putting big gapeing hole in his chest* There we go! *Wanders up hill and kicks off corpse* Mine again!

King: Shota

-returns from death as an angel and flies back to the hill- Being eaten is cruel! :gonk:
-blows shota away with huge fan and watches him fly into a forrest-
Queen: sort of me :ninja:

*Returns from underworld with the hole still in his chest* There is no 'sort of' here! *Summons Zeus, who destroys petty little human Shadow, and returns to Olympus* You are or are not! And I am. *Sits on hill and recovers from mortal wound*

King: Dexter.

*Cwawls slowly up hill* I see you....*Uses extendo tongue, picks up Dex, throws him into the nearest volcano* Ah, that felt good....*Takes a seat on top of hill* And the wait begins....

King: Shota

*The volcano erupts!* *Summons a giant phoenix from the depths of the volcano's chambers and rides it, skin and hair on fire, back to the hill* Fire only makes me stronger! Don't you know that? *Phoenix lands on the hill and eats Shota* *Sits on hill with his phoenix roosting beside him*

King: Dexter.

-returns, rescued by Poseidon before Zeus could kill her, surfing on a giant wave and overflows the hill-
So much fun! Water surely is my element :angel:
-wipes out the flames of you and the phoenix, drowning you-
Queen: Shad =3

*Phoenix holds its breath, boiling the water from below and turning it to steam* *Stalks through the nearly-blinding steam as a Drownie and sees the outline of Shadow, pulls out a bit of sharp coral transferred from the ocean and stabs Shadow, kicking her off the hill* Ack, salt water! *Phoenix sits on Shadow, burning her up before returning to the hill with his master*

King: Dexter.

-gets blown away as dust, floating around dexter and the phoenix as mist-
Whats smelled so nice? Oh was it me? Cooked shadow, haha~
-floats around them getting faster, until a tornado turns out of her, blowing away both-
Come on animals, help meeh
-gets puzzled together by ants-
Queen: dust

*Phoenix flies back with his master, who now holds a giant paddle.* *Leaps onto hill and slaps Shadow into the ground, then gathers her up into a bag, ties it, and flings it into the forest* There we go, much better. *Dusts the hill off and sits*

King: Dexter.

grrr... thats it! -rips bag open, clombs out and walks out of the forrest after signing a contract with a demon-
-lets the demon pull the phoenix into hell and steal dexters soul- Now please erase him too, slave.
-watches demon drag the empty body away into the forrest-

Queen: Shadow

Do you not know anything!? Soulless are the worst creatures if they escape disposal. *Kills foolish demon and stalks out of the forest, then with empty eyes slashes Shadow with a sharp rock until she dies of blood loss* There we go. All killed and everything. *With no emotion drags the Shadow body to the demon and tosses her over with him, then returns to the hill and sits*

King: Soulless Dexter.

And didnt you know that a shadow cant be killed? ;)
-climbs out of her body into dexters body and jumps into hell to find his soul-
-neenjas to his soul, grabs it and puts it into the body again- floating out through hell back to the hill-
Ive so run out of ideas D:
-rebirths own body and climbs into it again-
Queen: baby shadow =3

And once souls have been extracted and replaced, they can be taken out at will. *Forces soul out of self and bottles it, keeping it safe* And as long as it's a shadow, I have no qualms against destroying baby Shadow! *Summons demons from hell to take over baby Shadow, who goes crazy from the voices in her head overwhelming her sanity and she runs away crying hysterically*

King: Soulless Dexter.

-catches her breathe somewhere at her hiding spot, sobbing a while-
t-that was soo mean :cry:
REVENGE! -takes diaper and throws against dexter; diaper explodes in his face and kills him with...poo?-
Thats magic poo from heaven! It shouldve killed you and tunred you into a human again!
-runs over to hill and rolls dexter down from hill-
Queen: naked baby shad?

What is mean? I'm just doing what I do best.
*Revives from disgusting blast and crawls into the lake to clean off* Shadows cannot be from heaven, you fool! Humanity has been lost on me. *Bursts from the lake and grabs baby Shadow, wrapping her in a blanket and selling her to a traveling merchant*

King: Still Soulless Dexter!