you get a damn good cup of coffee.

*inserts coin*

You get a train ticket to anywhere you want to go.
~inserts coin~

you get a lone puzzle piece.

*inserts coin*

You get a wooden turtle.

you never inserted a coin! :0 that means you win the jackpot! you get a cascade of nickels.

*inserts coin*

Lol....JACKPOT!

You get a leaky pool float.
~remembers to insert coin~

you get a jar of mayonnaise.

*inserts coin*

You get a loaf of pumpkin bread.
~inserts coin~

You get a digital copy of an old black and white picture from the 50s

*inserts coin*

You get a large bottle of sunscreen.
~inserts coin~

You get a ball of yarn.

*inserts novelty oversized penny*

You get a novelty oversized plastic alligator.

yes! my wildest dream come true!

you get a pile of pocket lint.

*inserts a diamond coin*

You get diamond trimmed glasses frames.
~inserts ancient coin~

you get a life supply of superglue!

*inserts coinage hopefully*

you get a baby dove!

*inserts coin seductively*

you romantically receive some purple rain ;p


*tentatively inserts coinage*

you receive a nervous squid that sprays ink when you touch it.

*inserts square coin*

You get a square coin-purse.
~inserts two-headed coin~

you get an Ouroboros.

*inserts purple coin*

You get a pair of fuzzy purple slippers.
~inserts gold coin~

you get a cockatiel!

*inserts a euro*

You get an error message
*inserts a rusty penny*

you get an IV bag

*inserts a galleon*

You get a model of a Spanish sailing ship.
~Inserts Indian Head Nickel~