Howdy's eyes are scary....Too much caffeine?

Originally Posted by Facade

Hm, tastes like crusty boogers and soiled pantaloons in here. :gonk:

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE COOL HWHIP, HOWDY!?

That just happens whenever Facade shows up. That's okay, though. :lol:
P.S. I like that eye makeup combo you're using, Fac.

Belly- I'll bet so, too! :insane:

I concur the the general opinions...

1) Howdy's eyes are scary
2) Facade's eye makeup is cool
3) Since I retired, this is the first numerated list I've made!

I disagree with Jeanne's unreliable, batty mind...

1) Howdy's eyes are pretty, unique, and they can be what they want to be! FIGHT THE SYSTEM! :illgetu:
2) I'm gorgeous, as always. -bats eyelashes-
3) Jeanne, stop acting like you didn't make yourself a bucket list. :stare: We were all there!

I think Facade, therefore Facade am is.

1. Elrond did NOT write my thesis. All he did was swap my peanut butter for his almond butter and cry himself to sleep in the bathtub. Damn elves! :illgetu:
2. I like space.
3. What's a bucket list? Is this from some hip new movie that came out in the last 20 years that I haven't seen?

NOOo, Balleh has become Facade! :gonk:
There can only be one Facade...and he doesn't share powah!

1.I am sorry that things did not go as planned with Elrond. :<
2.Space is cool. :insane:
3.I suppose so, although I have yet to see this movie.

DEMO, YOU'RE A CHEAP LITTLE HOOKER. :talk2hand:

1) I left my toe fungus at Belly's house, and now she's a bitter old coot because of it.
2) The tangerines are out to get me. In space.
3) Why don't people invite Belly places? Like, for instance, THE MOVIES. D:<

FACADE, AT LEAST I'M A BETTER ONE THAN YOU. :talk2hand:

1. You disgust me :roll:
2. Watch out for the Spiders from Mars!
3. I would invite Belly to all sorts of places, but I think she lives out of state. :cry:


Edit: I wonder how long this list-like communication is going to last... :lol:

Ohemgee it's sunny outside after raining for 2 weeks solid!

1. So THAT's what Elrond was crying about. You made him a toejam and almond butter sammich, didn't you Facade!
2. I should watch a space movie sometime soon. I like space movies, and space.
3. I would accept your invitation demo, though I do live out of state. Perhaps we can arrange to meet one day, say when we're 63? Though I'd get there waaay before you and they'd probably throw me out of the theatre. :cry:

I just imagined that scene in one of the many endings of the Return of the King where Elrond is watching Arwen become Aragorn's waifu and his, seemingly constant, mad face broke into a whimpering, almost crying puppydog, face. Gad, it's so horrible watching a dad cry... :gonk:

Aww, poor Belleh. :cry:
We'd just have to plan a little better, then.

YOU BROKE THE LIST CHAIN WITH YOUR MINDLESS WAILING, DEMO! :stare: :evil:

1. I also included lettuce with the toejam and almond butter. So much you know!
2. Space movies make my nostrils flare up most kinkily.
3. I WANNA COME! :gonk:

IMMA GONNA DO IT AGAIN JUST BECAUSE I CAN (but mostly because I'm too lazy to come up with lists anymore)

You can...MAYBE come. :D

1. Aww, I missed the lists.
2. ???
3. Profit.

2. Tangerine.
9. Avocado.
Eleventy-Six. You, me, and those wedged sandals of yours.

And your little dog too, Facade.

I have no idea what is going on...so yeah...nothing's changed.

So I have decided one day we need to hang out Howdy, I have it all planned....

First we go to a costume shop, matador hat for me, bull horns for you.
Then we go to the museum and pretend to be Spanish tourists until they kick us out. :D
We shall end the day with ice cream and cake. :yes:

Please say you'll wear the Salvador Dali mustache.

...

How was your birthday? :3

Already am ^.^

It was iiiinteresting.....to say the least.
Never go to karaoke with people who can actually sing :no: well, especially when you can't.

Was Daria there? Did she sing Love Will Keep Us Together? Please say she did.

... Did Mr. midori give you anything special?

Unfortunately no, she only sings in the shower...I listen outside the door when she doesn't know I'm there.
P.S she has a thing for burt bacharach O.O

Nope, no gift this year so far except some cash from mum, nothing says glad you were born like cold hard moolah.

Howdyyyyy, I require a foot massage!
...And I was going to march into this here thread to demand one, but upon seeing your lightening fingers, I'm gonna rethink that one.

@aoi ~ *writes that down for future reference* Daria <3's Burt Bacharch

Aww, no pressies? A birthday without presents is like Christmas without... ... well, without, y'know, presents. ... :ninja:

*shocks Iltu's feet*

Aww HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY, AOI! *bighuggles*

1. I missed the lists by more than Howdy did.
2. It is hot in space today. Can't breathe very well.
3. Drum drum cymbal.