I'm of the mind that there are far more oddballs than "normal" people.

.. Especially in Captain Howdy's thread. :lol:

In Howdy's thread, yes. :lol: But I have problems finding people this cool out in the scary world of non-internets.

Well, we all exist offline too, so technically you've found oddballs in the scary real world... it's just we're really far away. :cry:

Originally Posted by briannamal

it's just we're really far away. :cry:

Or so you think. DUN DUN DUUUUN.

Originally Posted by Cardinal Biggles

Or so you think. DUN DUN DUUUUN.

*looks around*

-quickly hides out of sight in Demo's laundry hamper-

You're going to be hiding there for a loong time. I'm still on campus. xD

tch, Biggles, that was my hiding spot! D:< *hides behind Scooter's Jim Morrison poster*

If you people weren't odd, i'd kick you out in a heartbeat.

... And not a human heartbeat. One of those hummingbird ones.

Those mothers are fast.

If the hummingbird mothers are fast, then what are the hummingbird fathers? ;) :P

And I agree. I honestly secretly love you all. :ninja: But you didn't hear that, because it would ruin my reputation of cold-heartedness and inexplicably evil deeds. So yeah, let's go back to pretending I abhor your company and would rather grate my skin (with a cheese grater, naturally)... TO THE BONE. :insane:

Um, yeah. But you're all nifty people. :hug: If it weren't a matter of me being a youngin' with no monies and being college-bound in less than a month and a half, I would totally invade your personal bubbles and fly over to meet you all. :gonk:

...Probably not, actually. Belly's malodorous feet scare me. And Demo, well... She's just odd. :roll:

And you'd have to find my bubble first!

Mwahahahahaha! [/gratuitous evil laugh]

Your bubble is in the van across the street, Mister Conspicuous. :roll:

Jeez. :talk2hand:

:o Oh shit!

*speeds off and drives van down by the river*

... *rewatches tape of you doing the Macarena in your backyard*

HEY! That's illegal stuff right there! :evil:

I wasn't even in full costume then. :cry: How am I supposed to live down a leaked video of that magnanimity!? MY DRAG SHOWBIZ CAREER WILL BE RUINED. :cry:

*sells copy of video to old, repressed republicans*

Don't worry, Facade. You'll get a cut.

*tosses you a buck and some change*

How did you know my target market!? :shock:
PLEASE DON'T TELL ME YOU ZOOMED IN ON MY BEDAZZLED BUTTOCKS. :gonk: Now they'll know my phone number and I'll never be able to sleep... in my own bed... again. :ninja:

Hm, but there's only $1.49 here! I'M MISSING A WHOLE PENNY! :evil:
What kind of pimp are you, anyway? :roll: I wanna be represented by someone who's better than Blagojevich, not comparable! :gonk:

Psh, republicans and young, nubile boys are like PB&J. Everyone knows that.

I not only zoomed, I also put in a star wipe to slow-mo while Baby Got Back plays in the background. I also enhanced the sparkles and added a unicorn flying out your ass. That video editing course at the community college really paid off.

Fine! Here's your penny! :roll: Such a diva.

Originally Posted by briannamal

Well, we all exist offline too, so technically you've found oddballs in the scary real world... it's just we're really far away. :cry:

YOU EXIST OFFLINE? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? :o

Nah, but what I meant was people that I know from places other than the internets. Like, people in my area. Everyone here sucks.

Originally Posted by Cardinal Biggles

Or so you think. DUN DUN DUUUUN.

Oh, it's you, perfect, I have some vacation slides I want to show you.

Originally Posted by Facade

If the hummingbird mothers are fast, then what are the hummingbird fathers? ;) :P

And I agree. I honestly secretly love you all. :ninja: But you didn't hear that, because it would ruin my reputation of cold-heartedness and inexplicably evil deeds. So yeah, let's go back to pretending I abhor your company and would rather grate my skin (with a cheese grater, naturally)... TO THE BONE. :insane:

Um, yeah. But you're all nifty people. :hug: If it weren't a matter of me being a youngin' with no monies and being college-bound in less than a month and a half, I would totally invade your personal bubbles and fly over to meet you all. :gonk:

...Probably not, actually. Belly's malodorous feet scare me. And Demo, well... She's just odd. :roll:

And I'd eat your children. :insane:

@Cherry- No, not me exactly. I was using "we" as a general term. Sort of the royal "we," except referring to "they" and not "you." No worries, I'm still 100% pixels. :D

Ah, I know what you mean. >∆> There's a very small amount of cool people in my area and they've all graduated and are going to college out-of-state. :/

I think there's a just a small percentage of really cool people in any area... it's just how it goes.

Yeah, us cool people should band together and make a village somewhere tropical... Because it'd be a lifelong vacation with fun people! :cool:

I command Howdy to surrender his 401k to fund this village idea. No way in hell am I living in a mud hut without internet connection. :talk2hand:

@Howdy: If they're like PB&J, then who's the bread? How can you make a PB&J sandwich without bread? ;)

Damn... Pretty nifty what you can learn at a community college! Especially when you're not even signed up to the class, but rather listening in on the process through the cracked skylight window. :roll: You sly, penny-saving fiend!

...BUT BACK TO THE POINT! Now I'm going to have too many clients. :gonk: How am I supposed to satisfy all of those white middle-aged men!? HOW!?

I agree! I'd love to be able to hang out with you guys in a tropical funzone! Although, we may be one way on the internet...it doesn't mean we're the same way offline. Some of us would probably get sick of each other in time. That's not 100% certain, but there's always the sad possibility. :(

Oh, I know, Demo. :( It just may kill how much we like each other, to meet each other IRL, I mean. :lol: Human nature seems to never be satisfied in such a situation...~

BUT STILL. :insane: It's worth the risk. :P Especially if it's a tropical island. :roll:

Man, I bet that Scooter chick is SUPER annoying irl. :roll:

I knooow. I heard a lot of nasty things about her. I hear she's such a b*&%ch. :roll:
I'm glad I only pretend to be nice to her.