@Conflict Boy ~ I believe i've heard of Ted Haggard. Pretty sure.
It's funny how these guys keep popping up who are bible thumping, ultra right-wing conservatives who preach that homosexuality is a sin and that gays and lesbians don't deserve the same constitutional rights... and then they get caught getting their knob gobbled by some underaged, coked up rent boy in a park restroom.
:lol:
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@Howdy: Pshaw, I don't delete things on my Facebook! :talk2hand:
...Unless I make an oopsie. :oops: Which actually happened today. :gonk:
Kathy Griffin's show My Life on the D-List is nominated for an Emmy yet again, and I was going to put that into my status, but I ended up putting, "My Life is nominated for an Emmy!" ... :cry:
I talk too much. I really do. Sometimes I realize that this is why nobody takes me serially. Or seriously, for that matter. :roll:
You guys, I had such a weird day... I was barely awake this morning when my 82 year old Mema shows up and takes us out to lunch, and there was this guy there that I used to know who I asked out when I was 13, but then later on he turned out to be a dick and we're not on speaking terms, only I didn't see him there, but he saw us and left immediately, and then I got a salad that was bigger than my head and then I came home and took stuff out of my room.
Yeah. :lol: It actually made more sense than that... I just worded it to sound strange intentionally. :lol:
Click to ruin the fun and discover the real story.
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In all truthfulness, my Mema was in the neighborhood because she had to get some bloodwork done and her doctor is nearby and my birthday was yesterday, so she wanted to give me my card. And I had been up for an hour, so it wasn't really immediately after I got up. Also, I get up really fucking late in the day, so it was even less strange. :lol: The guy I saw at the restaurant lives in that city, so it's not really that strange that I saw him (we see his brother around that town ALL the time - or rather, my mom does, I never seem to be with her when it happens... which sucks, because I'd like to see him. Unlike the dickish guy, the younger brother is a really nice guy who I haven't seen in years, and I miss him). And I was moving stuff out of my room because I'm going to paint it in the next few days. :lol:
But see, when I put it that way, it's not really at all interesting or amusing. So I chose to word it like a strange dream. :lol:
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I just don't watch movies if they look like they're going to be terrible. :lol: So I actually can't say what the worst movie ever is. But I have a sneaking suspicion that it's either Paul Blart: Mall Cop or one of those movies that Larry the Cable Guy did. The second worst is likely either a Michael Bay movie or a Nicholas Cage movie... Did Michael Bay ever cast Nicholas Cage in one of his movies? No, I don't think he has. But if he ever does, I'm breaking something.
Well, is it one of those movies that's so bad that it's unintentionally hilarious and then becomes good? Or is it just really BAD and you want to shoot something (or yourself) after seeing it?
Because I can totally get behind the former and can suggest some like that... but the latter just make my life suck. :(
It's one of those, someone in the room is watching it and you keep trying to ignore it but every few minutes you see or hear something that makes you think, WHYYY.. 'is that really jackie chan?' 'why is burt reynolds strapped to the underside of an airplane?' 'why is dom delouise calling himself names?' and just when you think it's going to be okay there's a sammy davis jr. hanging outside the window while dean martin makes out with a chick that's young enough to be his grand-niece.. i swear I saw james bond in there and I think peter fonda was the leader of a biker gang.. all of the ladies have farrah faucett hair, and so does farrah faucett. :gonk: