Yow

Ooh la la~

Hello, SZP <3

Wanna hear a joke?

Joke?

Joke? Yes yes

What did the Zira-volcano say to her friend-volcanoes?

I don't know, what did the Zira-volcano say to her friend-volcanoes??

What did she say to her friend volcanoes?

I LAVA YOU

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Well, i like it :C

I actually didn't see that one coming.

Me neither

We lava you too!

*pours lava onto Zira*

<3

Me too lava you all

... /groans and leaves the thread.

DYS, I LOVE PUNS.

I MAKE ALL THE PUNS

and people do not appreciate my humor.

i think i'm funny :c

i guess i'll lava you alone.

Don't take it personally.

I appreciated puns more BEFORE MY BOYFRIEND RUINED THEM FOR ME.

doesn't he know i'm the only one allowed to ruin puns?

since I don't make them a punishment, i make them a joke that draws you to the wordplay.

I am still a little bitter no one laughed at my assless chaps pun forever ago :C

I don't think he means to make them punishment either.

Its just.

ugggh. LOL.

I love puns so much :C

I'm no good at puns, but it's funny all the same

Do you want my boyfriend.

You can keep him. 8I

How'd he ruin them for you? Did he tell you the punch lines ahead of time or something?

It it's free shipping, I'll take it
Is he so bad at puns or something?

/Eats candy/

I imagine he ruined them by using them constantly. That's the wrong way to pun. They are best if used rarely, so people marvel at your wordplay.

If you took a pug, and used it to make meat buns, would they be puns? Or bugs?

Pigs