Originally Posted by Libra

I can just imagine you wrecking it in like 30 seconds, barely getting out alive, and screaming about how that was the best 30 seconds of your life.

This. So much.

Originally Posted by Sleepy Anarchy

You don't even need to go crazy. It's so much fun to know there's power the second you put your foot down.

Yeah. I'd love to hear the rumble of the engines and then shoot out with a screeching of the wheels.

Originally Posted by Sleepy Anarchy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sozXCsuJNs

Skip to about 6 minutes in and watch from there. It doesn't look like much, but it bent his chassis across.

As soon as he went sideways I was like "OH SHIT" xD

I wish I had my own pictures, but this is what our go-karts looked like:


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Originally Posted by Wonderlands

Oh my..

I can't wait until my children ask me about what kind of jobs I held as a teenager.

Ant: https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.n...48231281_o.jpg
I drove one of those once. V8 engine, all for the dirt. Holy shit. Just idling around the track is nice. The second you put your foot down though, that entire engine just roars and the wheels spin. Most fun I've ever had.

Libra: I saw it from the crowd. I was fine until he hit the wall. It made one hell of a thud. I could hear it from the other side of the track. Sideways is the best way to go around tracks like that one though.

Ooooh, two person looks like fun, but they look like the kind i'd be bored in now.

Originally Posted by Libra

As soon as he went sideways I was like "OH SHIT" xD

I wish I had my own pictures, but this is what our go-karts looked like:


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I can't wait until my children ask me about what kind of jobs I held as a teenager.

Can you turn me into spiderman?

Omg I'm so jealous. I need more action in my life. D:

It helps having a family like mine. We all have karts and dad is trying to put another one of those big cars together.

Yeah...my parents aren't really the adventuring type. At least, not the action-adventuring type.

Originally Posted by Sleepy Anarchy

Ooooh, two person looks like fun, but they look like the kind i'd be bored in now.

Yeah, they are very boring, which is why spinning out and crashing into someone is the most exciting thing people do in them. Too bad people still will complain about getting whiplash and hurt ankles, so that's why they have a no bump rule with them.

Originally Posted by Wonderlands

Can you turn me into spiderman?

I can't, but the Nuclear Medicine Technologist probably could! I wasn't allowed to handle radiopharmaceuticals T_T

Originally Posted by Antagonist

Omg I'm so jealous. I need more action in my life. D:

Poor thing, you need to move somewhere more exciting maybe?

How on earth can someone get whiplash and sore ankles from those? Even if they faced each other and hit at full speed, I still don't think that's as hard as I've hit people in mine, and I'm fine.

Yeah...move back to the states or something. Nothing exciting here happens.

Come to Australia. >.>

Originally Posted by Sleepy Anarchy

How on earth can someone get whiplash and sore ankles from those? Even if they faced each other and hit at full speed, I still don't think that's as hard as I've hit people in mine, and I'm fine.

I think they said it just to get someone in trouble or want a refund. I think they go like 16mph?

I've had someone come in to the ER for neck x-rays because they were in a "go-kart accident" at the arcade I worked at, and my first thought is " What a baby"

Originally Posted by Libra

Yeah, they are very boring, which is why spinning out and crashing into someone is the most exciting thing people do in them. Too bad people still will complain about getting whiplash and hurt ankles, so that's why they have a no bump rule with them.



I can't, but the Nuclear Medicine Technologist probably could! I wasn't allowed to handle radiopharmaceuticals T_T



Poor thing, you need to move somewhere more exciting maybe?

I want you to be there with me, be a witness to my transformation!
And that is a word I've never heard before. Neat.

Australia may be a bit...too exciting if the articles I read on Cracked.com are any indication. ;;;

Originally Posted by Libra

I think they said it just to get someone in trouble or want a refund. I think they go like 16mph?

I've had someone come in to the ER for neck x-rays because they were in a "go-kart accident" at the arcade I worked at, and my first thought is " What a baby"

I guess that's just fast enough to be a little sore, but that's rally nowhere near enough to be complaining about it.

Neck X-ray. God damn, that's just complaining too mcuh.

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Originally Posted by Antagonist

Australia may be a bit...too exciting if the articles I read on Cracked.com are any indication. ;;;

We're not as bad as cracked makes us out to be.
Most things can kill you and our weather is temperamental as fuck, but it's a nice place here. As long as you don't go in the middle at all.

Ah, that's reassuring. I keep wondering if I'm going to die by poisonous spider bite in the middle of the night or something there.

You need to be cracked to come here tbh.

Never go into the middle, dingoes will steal your babies.

Nah, the poisonous spiders aren't a worry most of the time. Except this one kind I still don't know much about. It was kind of orange and when dad put it in a cage with two redbacks, it killed and ate them both.

That spider was actually a crab in disguise.

Originally Posted by Wonderlands

I want you to be there with me, be a witness to my transformation!
And that is a word I've never heard before. Neat.

Yes! It'd be even better if you had lightning bug abilities, you could glow whenever you want!

Originally Posted by Antagonist

Australia may be a bit...too exciting if the articles I read on Cracked.com are any indication. ;;;

What articles? (curious) I want to visit Ireland and Russia! Those are my roots ^_^

Originally Posted by Sleepy Anarchy

I guess that's just fast enough to be a little sore, but that's rally nowhere near enough to be complaining about it.

Neck X-ray. God damn, that's just complaining too mcuh.

We're not as bad as cracked makes us out to be.
Most things can kill you and our weather is temperamental as fuck, but it's a nice place here. As long as you don't go in the middle at all.

1. Yeah, at least lie and say you fell out of the go-kart or something xD

2. You just have to watch out for black widows and brown recluse's in my area... Or the Ghetto areas, more likely to die there xD

Originally Posted by Libra

Yes! It'd be even better if you had lightning bug abilities, you could glow whenever you want!

For once in my life I'd look pretty! :D Also handy for finding things in the dark. I hope it's my ass that glows.

...I think I'll just stay out of Australia, unless for a vacation. o _____o;

@Libra: i can't remember at the moment, but you could probably search 'Australia' on cracked and come up with something. xD Or articles like, 'the 6 most horrifying animals on the planet', stuff like that. xDDD

Originally Posted by Wonderlands

For once in my life I'd look pretty! :D Also handy for finding things in the dark. I hope it's my ass that glows.

A whole new approach to mooning would be created xD

Do those have seatbelts? Because that might not be a viable statement then.

Originally Posted by Libra

A whole new approach to mooning would be created xD

Fuh..
I am laughing so hard!