Project: Make your slave REALLY your slave. XD

XDDD well he is! sorta. he's totally whipped.

it's just that i'm shifting around my schedule just to see him ._.;; BUT THAT'S NORMAL RIGHT!?!?!?!?! /slithers around

:shock:
NOOOOOOOOO!!!

You're mutated into a being that slithers for your slave!!!

Keels over in a dead faint.

keels over? XDDD i've NEVER heard anyone use that word before

NOOO I DO NOT SLITHER FOR MY /SLAVE/

e___e;; gah we should so finish packing XDDDD

We'll finish packing when you actually get up.

Maybe when you finish your quest.

Falls asleep typing.

get up?! i'm only sitting down >3>;;

hmm that might take a little while XD;;; gah

don't fall asleep there >w>;;

Heh. You are only sitting down.
Now you're eating cookies.
Crazed gleam in eyes.

.........WUT R U TALKING ABOUT

/INHALES COOKS/

You loovvee coookies.
So do I...

mmm not really anymore D: i'm kinda losing my sweet tooth

GASP no!

Wait, does that mean I'll eat cookies and you won't steal them? :D

....i'll still steal them for fun XD

but now i'm just like meh D: sweet stuff isn't as appealing anymore TAT i KNEW i shouldn't have gave up junk food for lent! XDDD

Why did you then?

Did mom make you?

But what's the point of stealing if you will just let them rot? :cry:

nono, i wanted to eat healthily again D: i went on a junk food binge and couldn't stop *w*;;;

i would eat the ones i steal XDDD sillyyy

sigh I wanna go home.

Home on the Range

wtf owo;;

HOMEEE WE ARE HOME SILLY XDDD /SHOT/

uhm yeah D: i wish i could take lion there e_e;;

Go swimming in the pool with the dawgs.
So hot outside

really? it doesn't look TOO bad D:

...'dawg'? when did you turn gangster??!?! Owo

lullzzz i can't believe geoffrey lives nearby, and i'm pretty sure i spelt his name horribly WRONG XD

He's a friend of yours?

I am not a gangster they say 'izzle

YEAH.

he went to DC with me o_o;;

did you see him? XD

Yep.

We shook hands.

I think his mom is a violin teacher?

wow.

dude, doesn't he look girly? XDDD he was mistaken for a girl repeatedly on the trip X'''''D us davisites just kinda laughed it off

GHAFLKJJKLAFSD I REALLY WANT TO GO NOW -A-;;

MEEE TOOOO

Sigh

DUDE. is there still a lot of weed in the yard? XDDD I DUN WANNA WORK TOO MUCH. what about leaves? oAo;

and a park is nearby, that's nice 8D

Not too much.

.... :shock:

I thought your pack mule would do all the work