"According to others, I am a man-whore,un. I don't know." he said, sounding tired of the question. "Don't interfer in my love or sex life or so help me you will be blown up into a pile of flesh."

"You are not a man whore! If anyone it would be Ashi-san!" She said looking over at her brother angrily. "I don't see why you or anyone thinks this. I know your not!"

Deidara laughed, "I am attractive and feminine, and in many fanfictions and pictures, I'm shown as a whore. I know I'm not one in real life but thats what most think,un." the blond shrugged, obviously not caring. "Anyway,un."

"What are you doing today? I have a favor." She asked hoping that he will go along with it.

"Un?" he grunted questioningly. "What favor?" he asked and sipped at his own coffee.

"I wanted to be alone with Sasori for lunch." She said blushing deeply. "Tobi doesn't want us to. Do you mind taking care of him please?" She asked blushing deeper.

"No. I am not being left alone with that idiot,un....." Deidara made a face, "What do you want with Danna anyway?" he questioned.

"I like Danna." Katima whispered softly to him. "Alot more than any other guy." She smiled sweetly at him.

" I've said that too, un. He's hard to get to somedays." Deidara shrugged then looked at her, "Really? A crush on Danna?"

"Y...yes." Katima said blushing.


Crystal walked in grinning like a wild person and yelled out. "CRYSTAL IS HERE MOTHER FUCKERS IT'S TIME TO PARTY!" She then jumped onto Hidan and laughed poking him over and over again. "Hey fucker what have you been up to today?" She asked waiting for him to blow up.

hidan looked at crystal in his arms "heh so u finally came,eh?" he said as he carelessly dropped her to the floor. He wouldn't admit it but he really likes crystal, no, love. She's the perfect type for him, and she acts like him too. "and to answer your question, none of your business bitch"

"sigh..TOBI IS BORED! WHEN IS DANNA AND THAT LADY COMING BACK?!?! I WANT THEM TO TAKE ME TO THE MALL!!!!" Tobi said running back and forth aimlessly.

"Ah you fucking asshole!" She said pulling out a needle and poking him with it. She did it about three times then drew a triangle with a circle around it laughing. "That's what you get for dropping me on my as fucker!" She pushed him slightly and ran into the lounge laughing.

He chased after her "heh been a while since i worshipped Jashin this much..but a tattoo?" He fell back a little pretending she's stronger and eventually caught up to her "you're pretty fast for a bitch like yourself"

"Eh fuck you!" She said acting pissed off. Crystal then picked up a wooden chair and pitched it at him from across the room making it splinter off him. She may not look and act strong but she was. She didn't mean to throw it that hard. "Eh it's what you deserve." she whispered picking up an apple and biting into it. "Fucker." she looked over at him and smiled laughing.

"heh you actually thought that would hurt?" He put the chair right side up and sat on it, then he looked at her and gave her the finger"I quote, ' what you deserve' "

"Na stupid ass. I can throw harder than that. I thought I did!" She laughed and threw the apple letting it hit him in the face. "That was nothing either but hell eat up!" She started laughing again then looked over on the counter. "Chocolate!" She yelled pretty much and jumped on the counter sliding all the way down to where there was a box of chocolate pocky and put one in her mouth. "Yummy!" She said laughing again.

He picked up the apple that landed in his lap and through the apple at her knocking the pocky out of her hands, using a broom he found near by to pick it up. "hehe, i'll eat up all right"

"FUCKER!" She yelled jumping on his back. "You stole my Pocky!" She laughed but didn't get off him. She was just hanging there on his back. She was about a foot shorter than him so she could do it easily. "Heyyyyy whats this big scar from?" She asked tracing the back of his neck and giggled. She got right behind his ear and whispered hottly. "You like pain don't you? It turns you on!" She laughed and squeezed onto him tighter waiting for him to try and knock her off.

He didn't even budge, he liked her on top of him, touching him like that, but he didn't want her to think he liked her so instead he grabbed her and flipped her, laughing and regretting it at the same time. He missed her near him. "none of your business nosy bitch" He stared at her and ate his pocky"

"That's it it's on fucker outside now!" She then dragged him out of the room out of the building and into the parking lot. She then pulled off her baggy shirt leaving her in her lacy underwear and her pants. Her thong was showing slightly but she didn't care. "Come on fucker!" She said staring at him evily. There was several scars on her body but one that stuck out the most was one going straight across her stomach.

He turned red, but not enough for her to notice. "i dont fight bitches like you, what happened to you anyway?" He said walking towards her and poking her stomach

Crystal was now mad she flipped him over easily. "Why the fuck does it matter?" She asked now pissed as ever and this time she meant it. Her father was the one who gave her that scar. The same fucker she want's to kill. No one had a right to mess with her or so she thought...

"fine im sorry i asked" He said getting up, then giving up, not bothering to hit her or flip her like he always does.

Crystal was pissed that he wouldn't do anything so she picked up a rock and threw it full force hitting him straight in the back. "UGH!" She yelled falling to the ground pulling out a razor from her combat boots and was about to push it to her somach where the scar was.

He turned around instantly, and ran towards her, kneeling down and took the razor away. "no, even if it doesnt hurt, no"
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