I think... I wanna splice one of his songs with Michael Jackson's now... *debates* hrmmm

Splice? What's splice? If it involves mixing, it would be utter fail, as Michael Jackson's far too awesome to mix with any Disney vomit marketing scum that may be out there *coughbiebercough* :ninja:

splice? man, Sora only heard that word from Batman Beyond.....apparently in the future, splicing will be when we put animal DNA into ours XDD

... weird stuff they teach kids these days... :ninja:

indeed........Sora also remembers the slap sticks.....their the equivalence of steroids but in sticker form XDD

Ohh, if only pills could be replaced with something like that... I hate chugging down pills, especially if they're big :S

Haha, DRUGS FTW! LOL!

Seriously, if i could splice myself with anything, id want to be an Orc. Not those pussy little World of Warcraft Orcs, but more like Warhammer Online: Age of Reckoning type Orcs!

sounds interesting XDD
you should show us a picture so we get an idea!

OK then:
WoW Orc - looks like a fashion savvy wimp.
WAR Orc - looks like a mean, green, killin' machine!
And THIS is what i hope a crossbreed of Orcish and Human DNA would generate.

STARS!! XD

You're alright the way you are, big man! :XD I'm the one in dire need of gazelle legs... or spider-monkey ones... :ninja:

Naa, id love to be a 7 foot tall green power machine of death... but with my current (or higher) level of intelligence clearly lol!

To that end, im going to get a set of weights and work out this winter to try and get back into shape!

What do you want gazelle/spider monkey legs for? are you trying to be the faun from Narnia or something? :P

YAY! Pictures! anyways, very cool, Sora sees the big difference between the different orcs XP

Im a Greenskin fan from way back as a kid! I love the big green buggers for some strange reason!

Because both my bedroom and my classroom at college are in third floors @.@ And with fat, heavy legs, it becomes a very exhausting trip...

If I wanted some unnecessary but cool-looking changes, I'd want to have horns like that bastard pan from that movie, Pan's Labyrinth~ And silver or blue skin ;P

Aww HELL yeah for the epic horns! I remember seeing this ages ago, i think ive still got it on DVD somewhere actually?

I watched it once... didn't really like it. *shruggs* but the horns are cool. I'm not quite sure what I would want as far as un-necessary cosmetics. I think wings, but if I had them I'd want them functional.

oh man, Sora's friend showed him that movie and Sora thought it was awesome! 8DD
........but the only part Sora didn't like was when the douchebag of a father crushed that guys nose in and killed him >.< *shivers*

Yeah, not even that freshly-out-of-a-nightmare anthropophagous creature that held his eyes in his hands was as scary as that scene you mentioned, Sora :gonk:

this was why I didn't like it... blatent voilence like that I can only taken when it's meant to be comedic... or if it's just done that badly you can tell it's not real

I dont particularly remember that bit you describe, but now you mention it, I do recall the bloke with the eyes in his hands. I also recall how much of a bitch that must be to do anything with your hands. Holding hot/heavy objects would SUCK... not to mention what happens when you have an itchy bum lol!

Lol indeed, there's a reason our eyes are far from our bum after all! :P

And our noses too for that matter!

I farted on my boss at work yesterday too! I dont like him. He was bending down behind me to talk to a bloke in the press and i turned around and saw him there... so i reefed over next to his head! The two girls i was talking to while i was working were trying SO hard not to laugh too! It was the most satisfying thing i did ALL DAY!

*has a long session of uncontrolable laughing and giggling, then calms down* Didn't your boss like, totally freak out at you for that? :rofl:

Surprisingly, he didnt say anything! I dont know whether its because he didnt hear it or because he wanted to get away from it more than he wanted to have a go at me about it. The other people i was standing with certainly heard it, judging from the giggles they were trying to stifle!