I htink we might need to beat some people up and OMG that is a long list there.... O_O

Uhm.. I wasn't on cause i was sleepin.... <.<

*hugs dia tighter*

Zephi: a-levels are evil I swear, now I understand why most people only do 3. XD

Well first, last night I was having sex and the condom broke so I went to pick up some Plan B at the pharmacy.. and this kid who has this major crush on me back in high school was the one who gave it to me. Then on his facebook, he wrote "I love it when girls who were nasty whores back in the day turn up looking like trash getting Plan B"

Then I wanted to make an appointment with my obgyn, so I called the number that was on the place's card and it turned out to be his CELL PHONE!! He was like "This is for emergency use only!!" I was like... why would he put it on the company card?!
I just hung up.

Today's been an awful day.

Dia..... what's wrong...... i mean you don't have to tell us but please don't be all quiet! We worry about you :heart:

Awwwe.. wow... i will kill that guy.. what's his name.. where does he work... he's DEAD.

I feel like I could just curl up in a corner and sleep for the next 72 hours :cry:

It's not your fault hun, that basterd needs to be tied up, castrated, and beaten to a bloody pulp -_-

Dang it Dia! Don't do that... gimmie his address... this punk azz mofo is goin down for the count. Next time he has something to say it will be with a voice box cause i'll have ripped out his throat and broken all his fingers grrrrrrrrrrrr

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I can break his fingers.... one.. by.. one...

Diamond, I can send that c**t a message if you like. Because if there is one thing your not babe it's a slut, okay? He's probably gonna end up dying alone so don;t worry about. Let me and the zeph-mister cheer you up (i have no idea why I called you that)

that sounds plesant Zephi

*sniff*...*sniff*... thanks you guys.. *wipes eyes* I feel better now.
No need to leave nasty messages. No one knows it was me. It just hurt.. and that doctor on the phone was so rude and mean to me!! He made me feel like an idiot!

Zephi: i'll rip is head off and shit down his throat too.

Diamond: I just can't believe someone would be like that.....

I'm the Zeph Meister now O_o okies...

So... how woudl you like him to feel his pain? Slow and torturous? Or quick.. and a lot of it?? I think that he's actually just jealous.. you knwo he wants you and since he can't have you, he has to try to put you down. but you're a beautiful and fun woman and we all love you to death.. and if this jerk ever says anything again, I'm makin a special trip to kick some butt... oh man.. i wanna kick someone's butt anyway, and i'll take it out on him..

Hehe wow... *smiles* You guys are the best :)

Diamond, for fucks sake girl, we've turned zephi almost les together, we are awesome!!!

Almost lez? Girl, we're gonna take her ALL THE WAYYY!!!

Of course Dia! I'll just toss his cold.... limp..... broken up.... left over pieve into the garbage and he can dig it out when he leaves the hospital. Muahahaha...

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OMG... lol.. I'm almost lez now ^^

diamond, i think you mean, we're gonna *take* her. :P
...
forcefully
...
from behind
....
in an alleyway
:)

in the dark...

She will be dreaming of us for years and years.
This will be the best traumatic experience ever!

LMAO... hey you can't forcefully take someone who is willing to go for it! I keep telling you, that's not possible!! lol

Zephi, you'll have to pretend you don;t want it. Diamond will get her kicks from it. ^^

YOUR RESISTANCE ONLY MAKES MY PENIS HARDER!!!

I can do that. I'm good at pretending. Like all the orgasms that I had faked with my soon-to-be ex. No more faking. YAY!:boogie:

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O_O I didn't know that she had a penis XD

Soon-to-be ex? o.O;

LOL ZEPHI LOL
JUST LOL
LOL
LOL
*feints*

Yeah.. my arse-hole husband.... I really really dislike that guy. I did everything for him and he's still a jerk. Which is why I'm divorcing his sorry butt.... jerk <.<

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Like seriously, he didn't even have a job the whole time we were together, which means all he had to do was be home so that i could get some pleasure out of riding him whenever i wanted and he still messed that up.... HOW DO YOU MESS THAT UP!? lol