Guns and booze is the way to go.

*Sprawls out somewhere and snoozes*

Nonono, no guns here,

Okay fine. Booze and food. I like food. Food is the ultimate good.

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Pipe down out there, sky. I'm trying to snooze but your grumbling is keeping me up.

How has no one rolled a 48 yet?

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It's because dice are mean.

True, homie. Dice are jerks. :c

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They are. Jerkity jerky jerks.

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Someone should punch them. :u

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Originally Posted by Elirona

Someone should punch them. :u

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They should.
Punch them with their feet.

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Or smack them with a hammer. That would be much more effective and painful.

Hmm. If you're going to do that, don't half ass it.
Just run them over with a truck.

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Punch them with a hammer?

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Punch them with a car

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Punch them with a car, that has a hammer on the fender?

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Hit them with a car, then get out and drop the hammer on them.

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how do you pinch with a car

You run them over with the car, hummy! :P

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i was watching SUV i think, and this lady ran over her husband, back-up and ran him over again, backed-up and ran him over AGAIN and on the next attempt she has a gun pointed at her head warning her to get out of the car. the bioatch was gonna keep on running and backing up over him all day long!

What'd the husband do that made her run him over?

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Sounds like a pain. I hate speedhumps, doing that constantly would be terrible.

Nice one, sleepy. :P

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Oh, damn it, I forgot to do that.

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Everyone do the Mario!

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he parked his 'dip stick' where it did not belong and she was not having any of that!

Originally Posted by Elirona

What'd the husband do that made her run him over?

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Well, I'd run him over too if he did that to me.

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