Cherry, that user was me!

*goes to church and jumps in baptismal*

Originally Posted by Captain Howdy

Cherry, that user was me!

*goes to church and jumps in baptismal*

I didn't know hustler had recipes I thought everybody just read it for the articles

Captain Howdy is saved, hallelujah!!

Hustler's got tons of recipes. Unfortunately, most of them contain copious amounts of edible lube.

...

I only jumped in the baptismal to wash the blood off from all the human sacrifices I did this morning.

In a pinch, edible lube makes a great gel writer for inscribing cakes with birthday wishes.

sacrafice a goatie]baa]goat!

Originally Posted by Cherry Who?

In a pinch, edible lube makes a great gel writer for inscribing cakes with birthday wishes.

I wish the same could be said in reverse.

You learns some things the hard way.

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@hummy ~ Not the poor little goaties. I'll sacrifice humans, but not a goat. I'm not a monster!

Howdy, have you been getting ideas from fanfiction again? I thought we had a talk about fanfictions' unrealistic expectations of makeshift lube efficacy.

That's just an out and out lie, Cherry!

I know my Sons of Anarchy meet My Little Pony fanfiction wouldn't lie to me!

[opens mouth a few times but fails to say anything]

*hot dog comically flies into your mouth*

Howdy have you gotten to the brony with the dead head bear on it's butt? That's a good episode.

Sitting up in the cool sierra Nevada mountains, stoned and listening to the river roll by. Super relaxing.

Now I need some ice cream, pumpkin would be good. Yum!

Don't get too wacky and fall off the mountains. ;D

... I think someone didn't get the memo that summer's over, cause it's been hot as balls for the past two days.

ewww, schwettie balls

Don't worry, I didn't fall off the mountain. But damn was it fun being up there with my parents in the cooler air and not being in the damn desert with 100 degrees. Who the fuck forgot to turn Summer off? Is Heatmeiser at it again?

*rolls around, leaving germs*

I've been sick. D:

aww poor howdy here's hoping you feel better soon.

You better kick the sickness before the Halloween event starts! We can't have Halloween without you, Howdy. We could, but it wouldn't be right to do so.

You like my little bo peep outfit?

Captain Howdy,

Want all my old junk? XD

Hatake, perhaps I can assist with taking some of your stuff? I giveaway items during the various events.

-cleans up germs-

Queen: Sweet.

Kitami, love your avatar. Have anything you're questing for that I have?

Are you leaving, Hata? D:

Haha, I haven't been here in ages! So if anything, I left a while ago. I just realized that maybe my rares might be wanted by other users. So I'm here to empty my coffers. :p

:*

Luv ya Captain, but engineering waits for no user.

Engineering sounds like fun, Hatake. How long until you have your degree?

Engineering is tough stuff. Hatake has got the smarts.