*is glomped* Hummy-lovebug!

i miss you so much

Originally Posted by Liztress

*is glomped* Hummy-lovebug!

I miss you too. I need to find a way to be less busy. ;_;

Originally Posted by Liztress

I miss you too. I need to find a way to be less busy. ;_;

if you're happy i'm happy

Username: HIM_ROCK
Pictoral evidence
Written Report An innocent looking bag of spuds left all alone...ready for the taking....KABOOM ! Hot sauce eveywhere ! In your eyes, in your mouth, in your unmentionables, in your ears... Mischief achived me thinks.

lmao love it HIM

spudlicious! HIMmie

Originally Posted by hummy

if you're happy i'm happy

I'm content. Mostly happy, though still have a moment or two of feeling like bleh.

Originally Posted by Liztress

I'm content. Mostly happy, though still have a moment or two of feeling like bleh.

shoes the blehs away!

Originally Posted by hummy

shoes the blehs away!

If I can hear back about a job, then they will shoo on away.

good luck, Lizzie-chan
*says a little prayer*

Originally Posted by KatMagenta

Username: KatMagenta
Pictoral evidence
Written Report It's a lovely day for a picnic! All of the hampers in the park look sooo boring so I replace them with my special potato surprise. The surprise- all of the contents are potatoes!

KatMagenta:
Very good, recruit! Also, an excellent use of available local resources!

Originally Posted by Seito

Username: Seito
Pictoral evidence
Written Report Why paint the town red when you paint it yellow?! Plus, since I got more yellow on me instead of the town, no one will suspect me to be a leprechaun! I CAN FRAME BUNCHI!

Seito:
This is a bit of positively inspired sneakiness! I think I need to put in a commendation for you!

Originally Posted by Xogizmoox

Username: XoGIZMOoX
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Written Report To: Yumeh , Baby Yan , Afro Donkey , Peeblo , and any other minion of mine ^.^ ~Telegraph message reads~ My fellow band of mischievous misfits great news I have stumbled upon the greatest scheme in all of menewsha it's even better than our previous failed attempt to make it rain pickles ^.^ Our new mission shall be to sneak into menewsha headquarters , leave lots of yummy treats in the breakroom as to distract the employee staff , and head over to the vault and camence to stealing all of the menewsha goldiee coins Oh yeah and before you ask yes oh yes there will be PANTIE STEALING AND LOTS OF BORK INVOLVED ^.^ lolol Grab your biggest gold carrying bags (the mall has some pretty big Channah brand handbags) yes those might work perfectly ~evil snickers~ and meet me behind the menewsha office building at 3:30 am tommorrow morning (I'm going to be busy till then so I apologize on the ockward hour) Till then stay evil and green my fellow minions

~Signed Agent code name - Eyeatyoure Charms~

P.S. THIS MESSAGE WILL SELF DESTRUCT
P.S.S. I farted hehehe ...... erase this part >.<

Xogizmoox:
Roping in assistants! Very good thinking, recruit!

Originally Posted by hummy

Username: hummy
Pictoral evidence
Written Report I was handing out handfuls of wasabi popcorn to all menewshains to spice up St. Patty's day. I'm still looking for Yumeh to give his share and watch the enjoyment! jelly's leprechaun army marches on! who likes it hot?!!

hummy:
You saw it here first, evidence of hummy being less than angelic! BELIEVE IT!

Originally Posted by Babyblueyez25

Username:Babyblueyez25
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Written ReportHere iam being a mischevious leprechaun I'm cruising st paddy's day festivals drinking all the beer and eating all their food. hehehe. Nom nom .

Babyblueyez25:
[b]Yes yes, diversifying into food collection too, nicely done!

Originally Posted by Razak

Username: Razak
Pictoral evidence
Written Report Private Razak, reporting for duty! I found myself on old McDonald's farm after quite a walk, and it only seemed natural for me to be hungry! I figured he wouldn't notice a few carrots missing, so I started plucking. One was stuck, and no matter how hard I pulled it wouldn't come out! So I pulled all my leprechaun powers and gave it one final heave! Out popped the prized carrot for the Carrot Festival, much to my delight. Unfortunately, it also sent me flying backwards into the animal pens. How is it my fault if it broke a couple fences? On the bright side, now we have a huge carrot to bludgeon those fools who try to steal our gold, and an adorable animal army to conquer Vine with.

Razak:
Another excellent resourceful use of items available to hand, well done recruit!

Originally Posted by Shadami

Username:shadami
Pictoral evidence
Written Report Potatoe stealing punk leprechaun reporting for duty with todays haul of potatoes!

Shadami:
I am starting to wonder about the real reason for the Irish potato famine!

Originally Posted by Car'a'Carn

Username: Car'a'Carn
Pictoral evidence

Written Report
So I snuck into town with mischief on my mind! Specifically Nami and Lance Cause I blame them for my death during the Mafi game. And Angie *grrr...* ANYWAY... So! I wanted to play some tricks on them! Glue their shoes to the floor, unscrew all their light bulbs, shave off their eyebrows hehehe! But as I was passing the pub, I saw they had a buy one get one deal on their Guinness!! So I delayed my quest of mischief to dink a pint (or two)! And then... I think I drank to much cuase... I can't really remember... But I have these two bottles of Ale left! I wonder where I got them? ... I feel like I came here to do something important... Huh... *stumbles off towards home singing* When in the merry month of june! From *mumblemumblemumble* The pipes the pipes are caaaaallllin... *falls over*

Car'a'Carn:
Well Carn...but of a derelection of duties there, but I feel it would be speciesist of me to be anger at a leprechaun fer getting drunk...

Originally Posted by ~LONGCAT~

Username:TandemUnicycle ~LONGCAT~
Pictoral evidence
Written ReportI will cha-cha real smooth into the gold vaults and make off like a bandito leprechaun.

~LONGCAT~:
Misdirection, yes, very good, recruit. Might need to work on that guilty expression though, bit of a give away!

Originally Posted by Nephila

Username: Nephila
Pictoral evidence
Written Report
Tricks and mischief is for play. But when you try and take our gold I'll find you. With fierce fire and fae-dragon wings to make my escape. No one messes with us leprechauns and lives to tell the tale.

Nephila:
Whoa, I think we have an extremist leprechaun here! The dedication is admirable, just make sure no-one gets hurt!

Originally Posted by Liztress

Username: Liztress
Pictoral evidence
Written Report With the help of prankster extraordinaire Peeblo, I have crafted the finest drink anyone could ever want to consume. What's in it? Let's just say that Peeblo isn't booger-fishing for his health. Nor is that toilet water just for flushing away our number ones and twos. Care for a drink? It's only $5.99 a bottle. Plus tax. No refunds allowed either.

Liztress;
Sounds wonderful! Time to open up a bottling plant and start exporting!

Originally Posted by LaVida

Username: LaVida
Pictoral evidence
Written Report There's always a happy ending at the end of the rainbow...for me that is ;3 *om nom nom noms*

LaVida:
I...I am not sure that I really want to know what/who you just ate there, recruit. Remind me to never pair you and Nephila on a mission, ok?

Originally Posted by GummyBearKisses

Username: GummyBearKisses
Pictoral evidence:
Written report:This leprechaun is pure evil to the core its his one mission in life to own all of the gold and treasures. He lives deep in the glowey water woods in a tiny little cottage. By day he sleeps. By night he creeps, he drinks his magic green beer turning him invisible. Once he's invisible he is free to sneak around taking whatever he wants. He brings his treasures back home and no one ever finds him. He is so twisted and evil that none of the other leprechauns or fairy forest creatures will be his friends. He doesn't mind being alone though if he gets lonely he can always use his magic transforming his treasures into a friend and best part about it if they drive him nuts or something he can always (poof) turn them back into gold coins. =)

GummyBearKisses:
A renegade here? My Bootcamp recruits seem to be covering the entire gamut of leprechauns!

Originally Posted by For-Chan Cookie

Username: For-Chan Cookie
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Written Report I was frolicking innocently through the forest, dreaming of me Lucky Charms, when I found a magical staff I was totally not up to no good and digging around in Loki's underwear drawer in Asgard. Nope, not me. Totally didn't find this staff there and steal it and when I waved it around, I summoned a bunch of destructive terrors who started setting things on fire and causing explosions. Next thing I knew, I was standing in the rubble with these little monsters calling me their queen. Oops!

For-Chan Cookie:
Oops indeed! If you can learn to control them, these terrors will serve you well! Hopefully you learn before they destroy the entire neighbourhood!

Originally Posted by HIM_ROCK

Username: HIM_ROCK
Pictoral evidence
Written Report An innocent looking bag of spuds left all alone...ready for the taking....KABOOM ! Hot sauce eveywhere ! In your eyes, in your mouth, in your unmentionables, in your ears... Mischief achived me thinks.

HIM_ROCK:

Oh yes, I approve! So much better than gluing a coin to the floor and so on, well done!

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All reports submitted so far have been excellent! One or two a little over-enthusiastic, maybe, but all with good intent, keep up the good work!!

excellent work everyone!
shall we continue, SGT Jelly?

I am hoping for reports from others yet, yes. You who have already submitted yours, keep up the good work, yes indeed!

woohoo more recruits

Wha! No one gets hurt! What about me gold!

*puts teal dye in shower heads*

Hummy is Goldie Hawn is disguise!!


OMG, does that make me that horrible woman...

Jelly is more of an evil dictator

Looks like our ranks are growing!

I was planning on spiking drinks.

But.

... Everything is already alcohol.

I'm picturing this as me and hummy now...she was quite happy for do latrine duty!!

see~her toothbrush =3
.....but a manual one, of course

i also had to do pigeon poop with a spoon!

... /shirks work and hides from Jelly.

we need to whoopie cushion someone