Originally Posted by Facade

Pfft, I see how it is, Foamy.
NOBODY'S better than you. D':
Fine, I'll take my goods elsewhere, and sell them to needy princes trapped in arranged marriages.

@Seiki: But surely she still can't afford the proper kind of clothing! I mean, honestly. Her parents probably bought that outfit! Obviously their fortune is unfit for more covering than bare threads... Or maybe they're just stingy...

She's related to Vicktoria isn't she? Them bitches have cash to burn! Like Paris Hilton or something : )

Evan, no you're not. I performed a gender swap operation on you. You're female now. First operation is free. Second costs you 8)

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie! Yeah!! xD;
Omg, that reminds me of the movie White Chicks. Classic!! ;P
The characters were based off of Paris and Nicole...

I want a Heaven Hairpin. D':
I need to nag someone to lemme borrow it, since I'd only want it for this outfit. xD' This Chilled Beauty is more or less ruining the illusion of my beauty. D<

• @Facade: I thought you meant a teenie blue skirt.
  They look better on male avis. xD
  I'm not your Prince? :cry:
  
  @Seiki: Like you did on yourself?
  You have skills!
  -pulls out stuffing-
  o.o xD
  Male again!

Originally Posted by Facade

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie! Yeah!! xD;
Omg, that reminds me of the movie White Chicks. Classic!! ;P
The characters were based off of Paris and Nicole...

I want a Heaven Hairpin. D':
I need to nag someone to lemme borrow it, since I'd only want it for this outfit. xD' This Chilled Beauty is more or less ruining the illusion of my beauty. D<

I love them! omg, Paris Hilton! That just reminded me!

-has forgotten about perezhilton.com lately- I need my juicy gossip.

Evan, you figured it out. I'm so ashamed : (

• You don't think I can feel your hands on me as I sleep?
  You and your secret operations. xD

I use a numbing agent that doesn't require injections and is virtually non-feely so you can't feel it. ARE YOU AN ALIEN?!

• Nope. xD
  I just know a MAN's touch. xDD

I'm a closet mince pie, if that helps. =O
I also felt your hands, but in a different scenario involving cookware.

@Foamy: Teeny blue skirts are too hard for me to pull off. >.< Long skirts = no need for stockings/socks/shoes... I can't afford it ALL. D<

• @Facade: Cheap-o
  You just don't wanna show those pretty legs. xD

Originally Posted by `F o a m

• Nope. xD
  I just know a MAN's touch. xDD

Only the touch of a gay porn star can be called a "MAN'S" touch. 8) :lol:

Facade, I'm sorry. I keep my hands to myself. My people use their hands for me. I can't ruin a perfectly good self-manicure XD -can't afford to go and get a professional one : ( -

Originally Posted by Seiki Nova

Only the touch of a gay porn star can be called a "MAN'S" touch. 8) :lol:

Facade, I'm sorry. I keep my hands to myself. My people use their hands for me. I can't ruin a perfectly good self-manicure XD -can't afford to go and get a professional one : ( -

• You must be one. :lol:

Oh, then whose hands were they?!
I'm sure whoever it was had a shiny little tattoo on their thumb. O:
Or maybe that was my drool as I blacked out. I forget.
Either way, it was a very pleasurable night, although I don't remember why. I highly doubt sex was involved, or baking macaroons for that matter.

@Foamy: Psh. D':
Buy me a short skirt and I'll wear it! HA - YOU BE TRAPPED. D<

• @Facade: Naa~
  That's fine. -curls up under your huge skirt- x]

xD
I love lengthy skirts; they're so much more of a statement. D<
Though I'd love to have a White Cutie Skirt. =O That'd look so cute on my avatar!
It's 300g, so hopefully I'll be able to afford it eventually.

Originally Posted by `F o a m

• You must be one. :lol:

Me, no. Never.

You would not want to see THIS* in a gay porn movie xD

Facade, oh jeebus. I don't want to know what occurred then : (

*Indicates me.

Originally Posted by Facade

xD
I love lengthy skirts; they're so much more of a statement. D<
Though I'd love to have a White Cutie Skirt. =O That'd look so cute on my avatar!
It's 300g, so hopefully I'll be able to afford it eventually.

• I'm gonna get one before you. ;O <3333
  
  @Seiki: I don't know what you look like.
  So until then I do. xD

Do we need to turn this place into a PYP? XD

Waaah, not fair! >=(
Seiki, punish Foamy! He's being a meanie-poo. D':
-cries in a corner, stroking his pretty hair-

I've always considered myself semi-gay porn star worthy. D: I'm not gorgeous, but I'm not half-bad looking/hideous. >:3

YES YES!! PYP:

Originally Posted by Facade

Waaah, not fair! >=(
Seiki, punish Foamy! He's being a meanie-poo. D':
-cries in a corner, stroking his pretty hair-

I've always considered myself semi-gay porn star worthy. D: I'm not gorgeous, but I'm not half-bad looking/hideous. >:3

YES YES!! PYP:

That made me LMAO! Like, seriously.

And I'm not punishing him. Ya'll are trippin' though. That skirt really isn't even that cute. The Fresh Summer Skirt totally pwns the White Cutie Skirt.

Er.. yeah.



That would be me on the top. No eyeballs for you xD

• Fugly time~ xD

I've known what Evan looked like. -has seen pictures BEFORE- xD

I need to take new pictures. I don't have that same hair color/style anymore.

I want to take a school bus picture! But I don't ride the bus : (

• Sorry for scaring you numerous times then. xD

Psh, Foamy!
You look so 8th grade-ish, and what did I expect? XD
You'll definitely grow into your looks; but you're adorable. n.n

@Seiki: Aww, I want your nose. :[
It's so much more clean cut than mine; mine is so violent. D:
-shrug- I'm not about to get a nose job, though. I'm too vain with my anti-gorgeousness. xD

@School bus picture comment:
Yeah, I've got this friend on my bus who's taken quite a few pictures of me before, on and off of the bus. :3
I'm now glad that people want to take a school bus picture! xD Kinda like all of those MySpace whores wanna take a picture of their ass popping out of their back, only more sincere!

• But... I'm almost 6 feet tall. xD
  
  
  WHAT DO YOU MEAN GROW INTO MY LOOKS?! Dx

I mean age-wise. x3
People evolve. D: I dunno how else to explain it! You grow into your facial looks, that's all.
AND I'M 6'3", SO HA. D<

I totally expected you to be more feminine, though; yet it doesn't surprise me, since I can be quite effeminate verbally and online, yet look quite masculine minus my expressions/body language. xD;