My dearest hummy:,

Every time you leave, my appendix becomes lonely. It spontaneously combusts in my chest, stylishly and fabulously, because it can't stand being away from you. You are the only happiness in my life, and I vibrate when you aren't near.

I yearn to stare into your shameless chartreuse eyes and bleach your big toes that are as sweet as Totino's® Pizza Rolls.

Don´t let me interpretive dance any longer. Come back to me and let me hold you in my moobs.

With a diamond encrusted kiss,
Captain Howdy

Oh my goodness vibrations AND moobies
You do spin a girls head! *fans herself porfusely*
*Munches on totinto Pizza rolls*

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LOVE LETTER #3
1. Name of Menewshan:jellysundae
2. Place:Singapore
3. Place:under your bed
4. Verb ending in -ing:flashing
5. Body Part:small of your back
6. Body Part:tongue
7. Animal - plural:hampsters
8. Adjective:impressionable
9. Adjective:quintesentional
10. Place:cocktail lounge
11. Verb:grunt
12. Food - plural:sticky buns
13. Verb:swoop
14. Adjective:rotating
15. Body Part:cheek
16. Your Name:hummy

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LOVE LETTER #7
1. Adjective:radiant
2. Name of Menewshan:Ace Strife
3. Body Part:finger
4. Noun:bloom
5. Geographical Landform:stonehenge
6. Plural Noun:kisses
7. Noun:advertisement
8. Verb:sputter
9. Body Part - plural:eyes
10. Phrase:'after tuesday even the calendar goes, WTF'
11. Verb - past tense:snatched
12. Plural Noun:cabbages
13. Body Part:lip
14. Verb - past tense:sprouted
15. Adjective:repulsive
16. Adverb:accidentally
17. Your Name:hummy



LOVE LETTER #11
1. Name of Menewshan:Whisper Invictus
2. Verb ending in -ing:wiggling
3. A Liquid:sweet iced tea
4. Superlative Adjective:loveliest
5. Number: ninety-nine
6. Verb: understand
7. Length of Time: four hours
8. Verb ending in -ing: jiggling
9. Verb ending in -ing: heaping
10. Verb: guarantee
11. Noun: temperature
12. Noun: development
13. Adjective: stupendous
14. Type of Vehicle: mustang
15. A Country: Independent and Sovereign Republic of Kiribati
16. A Profession: disposal technician
17. Body Part: thigh
18. Plural Noun: organization
19. Adjective: naughty
20. You Name: hummy

LOVE LETTER #1
1. Name of Menewshan:Salvete
2. Body Part - plural:Lips
3. Adjective:Colossal
4. Noun:fork
5. Noun:chip clip
6. Body Part - plural:toes
7. Superlative Adjective:prettiest
8. Comparative Adjective:quickest
9. Adjective:delicious
10. Superlative Adjective:juciest
11. Superlative Adjective:last
12. Adjective:bump
13. Planet:saturn
14. Noun:paper
15. Noun:stapler
16. Your Name:Queen_Andais

I'm listening to music so tried to use words from the lyrics, heheh

LOVE LETTER #6
1. Name of Menewshan: Captain Howdy
2. Number: one
3. Place: hotel
4. Place: workplace
5. Adjective: wrong
6. Plural Noun: outbursts
7. Plural Noun: doctors
8. Plural Noun: people
9. Verb: catch
10. Verb: say
11. Adjective: metaphoric
12. Adjective: perfect
13. Verb: keep
14. Comparative Adjective: better
15. Your Name: Salvete


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LOVE LETTER #1
1. Name of Menewshan: Kirin Rosenbaum
2. Body Part - plural: arms
3. Adjective: long
4. Noun: lateness
5. Noun: spaceship
6. Body Part - plural: brains
7. Superlative Adjective: hardest
8. Comparative Adjective: faster
9. Adjective: new
10. Superlative Adjective: strongest
11. Superlative Adjective: best
12. Adjective: right
13. Planet: Saturn
14. Noun: power
15. Noun: night
16. Your Name: Salvete


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LOVE LETTER #2
1. Name of Menewshan: Emma Corrin
2. Adjective: young
3. Verb ending in -ed: stayed
4. Adjective: dumb
5. Verb ending in -ing: surrounding
6. Body Part: pterygoid canal
7. Verb: kiss
8. Body Part: superior ophthalmic vein
9. Verb: make
10. Noun: pilgrimage
11. Adjective: bright
12. Superlative Adjective: illest
13. Superlative Adjective: saltiest
14. Verb: dream
15. Superlative Adjective: wettest
16. Your Name: Salvete

LOVE LETTER #5
1. Name of Menewshan:Mr. Wrong
2. Body Part - plural:Eye Lids
3. Plural Noun:Typewriters
4. Noun:ribbon
5. Verb:hijack
6. Noun:spaceship
7. Number:187
8. Adjective:cumbersome
9. Adjective:haunting
10. Noun:video
11. Verb ending in -ing:joking
12. Verb:vanquish
13. Adjective:queasy
14. Color:green
15. Verb ending in -ed:yodeled
16. Noun:wealth
17. Adverb:silicitiously
18. Your Name:Queen_Andais

Originally Posted by Captain Howdy

My Sweet D.J. Dead:,

We've know each other for 14 billion years now, and this is something i've longed to say. I run you. You are my stripper in shiny armor. I wouldn't be where I am today if it weren't for you sliding me and jumping me. Before you came into my life, I was so fluffy. But then you showed up, like a gift from Christmas Town.

You do so much for me. When i'm sick, you're always there with a sitting pot of peanut butter soup. When i'm frustrated, you're there to smile my pillow. When i'm sad, you can always put a blanket on my nose.

These are all scaly things. But with each piece, i've come to realize that I feel love for you. And I can only hope that you will stand me too. But no matter what becomes of us, I will always hold you in my knee.

Quickly Yours,
R u b y:

XD THIS IS AMAZING! I love it! Thank you Ruru :3

And Howdy ;)

LOVE LETTER #3
1. Name of Menewshan:For-Chan Cookie
2. Place: the Eiffel Tower
3. Place: Andromeda Galaxy
4. Verb ending in -ing: nomming
5. Body Part: trochlear nerve
6. Body Part: kneecaps
7. Animal - plural: jackalopes
8. Adjective: tasty
9. Adjective: hot
10. Place: the neighbor's place
11. Verb: lather
12. Food - plural: COOKIES
13. Verb: fold
14. Adjective: purple
15. Body Part: incus
16. Your Name:Salvete


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LOVE LETTER #4
1. Name of Menewshan:blueblackrose
2. Body Part: ethmoid air cells
3. Verb ending with -s: masticates
4. Adverb: readily
5. Adverb: heavily
6. Verb: flex
7. Adjective: clean
8. Color: ivory
9. Verb: extend
10. Body Part - plural: metacarpophalangeal joints
11. Food: meatloaf
12. Verb: warms
13. Body Part - plural: metatarsophalangeal joints
14. Adjective: hyperechoic
15. Your Name: Salvete

D.J. Dead: Love you bby! <3

LOL THESE ARE SO FUNNY

Thank you Hadsvich: & Kent:, I love chu & both of your letters
You rascals xDD <333

Omg, RuRu! I never knew!! XD

Omg this is great.

LOVE LETTER #9
1. Name of Menewshan: Ikuto Akihiko Hasegawa
2. Verb ending in -ing: pouncing
3. Body Part: vocal cord
4. Place: the sewer
5. Phrase: Well, aren't you a smelly one?
6. Noun: baseball bat
7. Noun: downtown
8. Verb ending in -ed: strutted
9. Adjective: stinky
10. Verb: poke
11. Verb: push
12. Verb: wash
13. Verb: squeeze
14. Plural Noun: soap suds
15. Verb: cook
16. Adverb: smoothly
17. Your Name: Velvet


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LOVE LETTER #11
1. Name of Menewshan: Ikuto Akihiko Hasegawa
2. Verb ending in -ing: punching
3. A Liquid: olive oil
4. Superlative Adjective: 574 pounds
5. Number: 99
6. Verb: stir
7. Length of Time: hours
8. Verb ending in -ing: rubbing
9. Verb ending in -ing: dipping
10. Verb: sit
11. Noun: ashtray
12. Noun: bag
13. Adjective: scratchy
14. Type of Vehicle: go-cart
15. A Country: Japan
16. A Profession: Witch Doctor
17. Body Part: adam's apple
18. Plural Noun: couches
19. Adjective: plumpy
20. You Name: Velvet


Wanted to aggravate ya with these. XD

LOVE LETTER #13
1. Name of Menewshan:Everyone! XD
2. Adjective: sweet
3. Adjective: savory
4. Body Part - plural:fingers
5. Adjective: salty
6. Plural Noun: pens
7. Animal: Alligator
8. Verb: chase
9. Adverb: bouncy
10. Noun: speaker
11. Body Part:nose
12. Verb: pick
13. Body Part:esophagus
14. Adjective: Bitter
15. Verb:caress
16. Phrase: It's a good day to die
17. Verb - past tense: danced
18. Number:16
19. Number:28
20. Verb:point
21. Verb:eat
22. Adverb: Fluffy
23. Your Name:Nephila

aw, how sweet, Nephila!

Originally Posted by Roxxxy

Omg, RuRu! I never knew!! XD

Roxxxy: Now you do ;D

LOVE LETTER #11
1. Name of Menewshan:star2000shadow
2. Verb ending in -ing:pinging
3. A Liquid:shampoo
4. Superlative Adjective:coolest
5. Number:2
6. Verb:toot
7. Length of Time: century
8. Verb ending in -ing:pressing
9. Verb ending in -ing:crossing
10. Verb:breathe
11. Noun:sock
12. Noun:suitcase
13. Adjective:striped
14. Type of Vehicle:motorcycle
15. A Country:Liberia
16. A Profession:teacher
17. Body Part:middle meningeal artery
18. Plural Noun:notebooks
19. Adjective:fleece
20. Your Name:Salvete


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This one should be interesting, heheh

LOVE LETTER #13
1. Name of Menewshan:secretdae007
2. Adjective:almighty
3. Adjective:almighty
4. Body Part - plural:whale tail
5. Adjective:almighty
6. Plural Noun:seacows
7. Animal:seacow
8. Verb:hail
9. Adverb:mightily
10. Noun:seacow
11. Body Part:whale tail
12. Verb:hail
13. Body Part:whale tail
14. Adjective:almighty
15. Verb:hail
16. Phrase:"All hail the Almighty Seacow"
17. Verb - past tense: hailed
18. Number:one
19. Number:one
20. Verb:hail
21. Verb:hail
22. Adverb:almighty
23. Your Name:Salvete


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LOVE LETTER #15
1. Name of Menewshan:Ling
2. Number:ten thousand
3. Verb:sniff
4. A Profession:mail carrier
5. Adjective:squishy
6. Verb ending in -ing:drawing
7. Verb ending in -ing:bending
8. Adjective:ancient
9. Place:Martha's Vineyard
10. Verb ending in -ing:bicycling
11. A Food:spring rolls
12. Verb:sigh
13. Noun:opera
14. Noun:music
15. Body Part:posterior belly of the digastric muscle
16. Adjective:boisterous
17. An Emotion:anger
18. Verb:sling
19. Body Part:dimple
20. Adverb:tiredly
21. Your Name:Salvete

Dear jellysundae:,

Every time I see you, whether it's in Singapore, under your bed or even just flashing with your friends, I have this strange feeling in the small of my back. My tongue begins to sweat and it feels like there are hamsters in my stomach.

I feel impressionable every time I see your smile, but also nervous, because you are just so quintesentional.

It would be my dream come true if we could go to the cocktail lounge together. Then maybe we could grunt down to the beach, stand on the pier eating sticky buns, and watch the sun swoop on the horizon.

I am far too rotating to say these things cheek to cheek, so I leave you this note. And I can only hope you accept.

With all my affection,
hummy:

To my radiant Ace Strife:,

I remember the first time I ran my finger through your bloom. We were parked up on top of Stonehenge, looking at the kisses. The scent of your advertisement made me sputter. I looked deep into your eyes and whispered, "After Tuesday even the calendar goes, WTF."

Then we kissed. Our lips snatched, our hearts pounding like cabbages. Parting, I put my lip around your shoulder, and we sprouted there in silence. Nothing needed to be said. That was a repulsive time, and I hope just the first of many.

Accidentally yours,
hummy:

Whisper Invictus:,

I've been wiggling here in our favorite restaurant, drinking a glass of sweet ice tea, and thinking of you. You are my loveliest friend, and have been for the past 99 years. And through that time we've had many adventures together.

As children we'd understand through the woods for four hours, jiggling and heaping. Then stop to guarantee wildflowers and braid them into each others temperature.

As teens we'd go to development parties, hoping to be noticed by the stupendous kids, and ride around in your old Mustang.

As young adults we spent that summer in the Independent and Sovereign Republic of Kiribati, and experienced love for the first time. Remember those two disposal technicians? My thigh still quickens thinking of them.

And now we are full grown organizations. I think back on all these good times, and i'm glad that I was able to have them with you. You are indeed my most naughty friend. And I look forward to the adventures to come.

Yours Truly,
hummy:

My beloved salvete:,

Ever since I first laid lips on you I was certain that I would never again see something as colossal.

Your fork and chip clip seduced me right away. Your voice reached my toes like the prettiest melody.

Loving you makes me feel quickest and more delicious. Have absolute certainty that my juiciest wish is knowing that I can make you the last and the most bump person on Saturn, because I dedicate my paper to you.

With all my stapler!
Queen_Andais:

LOL, i do hope whisper Invictus pops in before our mini Valentine's day event expires <3

Captain HOwdy, you come up with the best and most funnest things! *happy dance* thank you~!

Dear Captain Howdy,

I've watched you for 1 day straight. I've seen you at the hotel and at the workplace. I love the way you turn your house key in the lock. I could make you so very wrong someday. I know all of your favorite things: outbursts, doctors and people.

I can give you all that and more. Love me. I would never make you catch or say if you didn't want to. Even if you did want to, I'd make sure you wouldn't muss your metaphoric hair and perfect clothes. I hope you don't find this disturbing, but I must keep these feelings to you.

What we have is better than you or I.

Completely yours,
salvete:

salvete the stalker <3

My beloved Kirin Rosenbaum:,

Ever since I first laid arms on you I was certain that I would never again see something as long.

Your lateness and spaceship seduced me right away. Your voice reached my brains like the hardest melody.

Loving you makes me feel faster and more new. Have absolute certainty that my strongest wish is knowing that I can make you the best and the most right person on Saturn, because I dedicate my power to you.

With all my night!
salvete: