Talk about bad breath in the morning...Cigar + morning mouth...EW!

If it were a flavored cigar, it'd be delicious, I bet. = w=

Haha, the whale cow looks frightened, Daria. :XD

You know what's worse than morning breath and cigars combined!? :o
Having a Daria Morgendorfer over for dinner. :gonk:
Phew... I think they're gonna have to quarantine our shanty! :cry:

...I wish I had a shanty. D:
Laura Ingalls Wilder always made it sound pleasant~

Originally Posted by Jennifer

Haha, the whale cow looks frightened, Daria. :XD

You'd think a gigantic whale cow wouldn't be afraid of a silly little crow wouldn't ya! My whalecow, Edgar, is a total whimp...Afraid of crows...Something about "nevermore"...I don't know...Maybe it's some past life karma he has yet to work out....

*Pats Edgar*

Poor guy.

Daria, my dear, your whalecow is the best of all possible whalecows.
I'd get one but for the fear that he/she'd feel inferior.

LOL, my whimpy whale cow is a lovely site indeed!

Your whalecow is a website?! :O What's his URL?

He not be no website

Su, you ain't be no Ona, so I ain't thinkin' that yo ass s'posed to be talkin', yo. :talk2hand:

Originally Posted by briannamal

Your whalecow is a website?! :O What's his URL?

www.omgthatwhalecowisfrickingcool.com

You should check it out:) He needs more "hits"...So far the only inquiries he gets is from my silly crow!

Wow! He has such cool features, and such an interesting layout! :O I'll check that site every day! I might even get a membership.

Pfft, memberships are for whores. :talk2hand:
Instead, you should get a whalecowship. =3 Worth every penny!

Don't you mean "worth every whalecow"?

Pfft, why would someone pay whalecows for a whalecowship?! :roll:
Seems like a redundant waste of whalecows to me!

Besides, everyone knows it's good to save your whalecows up for booze.

Didn't you mean "it's good to save your whalecows up for whalecow secretions"?
And plus, whalecows are plentiful! It's impossible to waste them!

Pfft! But global warming is making the whalecows retreat back to their homeland of Atlantis! :illgetu:
Soon they'll be all gone, and I'll be laughing in your eyeball!

Why my eyeball? ',:<

Because I like to see things from other people's perspectives, duh. :roll:
Besides, I have a bed in your eyeball. I moved in last week! Don't you remember?

@Face- I'm pretty sure I was asleep when I agreed to that. >:I

Wow...I got nothing...Insert witty remark about tiny living space of an eyeball "here". Thanks.

-grabs Daria's nose-
I've got your nose!! :twisted:

Hey, give that back! I needs it to breath!

Originally Posted by Facade

Su, you ain't be no Ona, so I ain't thinkin' that yo ass s'posed to be talkin', yo. :talk2hand:

That...made no sense. :|

Haha, Dar's a mouth breather now! XD