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03-15-2008, 01:04 AM
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Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion!
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From Wedding Crashers, I quote that movie regularly!
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disturbed66
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03-17-2008, 05:23 AM
I have one that i just saw last night. its from the ages of man.. or somthing. Same guy who made space balls.
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Would you guys start stepping on the same foot at the same time. My TI** ARE GONNA FALL OFF!!
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hehe ^^
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ButterflySoul89
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03-17-2008, 08:09 PM
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Fear me, love me, do as I say. And I will be your slave.
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~ from Labyrinth
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It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
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~ Blues Brothers
There are tons more, but I can't think of them at the moment.
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03-17-2008, 09:26 PM
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EmoxLovexGurl
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03-17-2008, 10:25 PM
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I love those moments! I like to wave at them as they pass by! - Jack Sparrow
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Toria
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03-26-2008, 05:01 PM
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I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park!
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You do NOT know what this quote means to me XD
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I defrauded a major corporation.
I robbed the second-largest bank in France using only a ballpoint pen.
I created a hole in the ozone over Avignon.
I killed a man. With this thumb.
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I still laugh over this to this day XDDDD
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Lapin Blanche
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03-27-2008, 10:11 PM
"POTC", from Mr. Captain Jack Sparrow
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Me... I'm dishonest and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for... because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly....stupid.
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Ollie from "The Mist"
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As a species, we're fundamentally insane. Put two of us in a room, we pick sides, and start dreaming up reasons to kill one another. Why do you think we invented politics and religion?
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Another one
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[Mrs. Carmody is preaching to her 'cult' and they're repeating expiation] Welcome to Sesame Street, kids. Today's word is 'expiation'.
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Irene from "The Mist"
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[after hurling a can of peas at Mrs. Carmody] Shut up, you miserable buzzard! Stoning people who piss you off is perfectly okay. They do it in the Bible, don't they? And I got lots of peas!
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Beff With An F
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03-30-2008, 04:10 AM
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Narrator: I am Jack's colon.
Tyler: I get cancer. I kill Jack.
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From Fight Club. ^^
And here are a few from Pulp fiction. =D
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Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What, I-?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.
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Fabienne: Whose motorcycle is this?
Butch: It's a chopper, baby.
Fabienne: Whose chopper is this?
Butch: It's Zed's.
Fabienne: Who's Zed?
Butch: Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.
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Marsellus: I'm gonna get Medieval on your ass.
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Mamoru404
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03-30-2008, 06:24 AM
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Son of a Bitch!!, the Nieghbor got a Cat Scan machine. we gotta get a Cat Scan Machine!
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That was from the movie the ten. wow was that movie weirdly pointless but so so funny wow i could watch it again but that part makes me laugh every time
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03-30-2008, 02:31 PM
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"Boy, the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant f**kin' Mark Twain sh**. 'Cause it's definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone. - The Devil's Rejects (2005)
"They're coming to get you, Barbara! They're coming for you!" – Night of the Living Dead (1968)
"Whatever you do, don't fall asleep." - A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
"Would you like to play a game?" – Saw (2004)
"They're heee-re." - Poltergeist (1982)
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I love horror movies XD
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sh1rlz
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03-31-2008, 01:31 AM
So many quotes... :)
From Forrest Gump
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Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get
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From Pirates (Oh, many many quotes from this movie)
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I like it. Simple, easy to remember
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From Pride and Prejudice (Mr. Bingley, when trying to practice proposing to Jane)
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This is a disaster, isn't it?
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And many more that i can't think of right now :)
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Arabelle Skydancer
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04-01-2008, 11:22 PM
My favorite Movie is Starsut so I guess I'll do quotes from that movie.
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You know when I said I knew little about love? That wasn't true. I know a lot about love. I've seen it, centuries and centuries of it, and it was the only thing that made watching your world bearable. All those wars. Pain, lies, hate... It made me want to turn away and never look down again. But when I see the way that mankind loves... You could search to the furthest reaches of the universe and never find anything more beautiful. So yes, I know that love is unconditional. But I also know that it can be unpredictable, unexpected, uncontrollable, unbearable and strangely easy to mistake for loathing, and... What I'm trying to say, Tristan is... I think I love you. Is this love, Tristan? I never imagined I'd know it for myself. My heart... It feels like my chest can barely contain it. Like it's trying to escape because it doesn't belong to me anymore. It belongs to you. And if you wanted it, I'd wish for nothing in exchange - no gifts. No goods. No demonstrations of devotion. Nothing but knowing you loved me too. Just your heart, in exchange for mine. ~Yvaine, Stardust 2007
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Captain Shakespeare: And, Yvaine, I have some lovely dresses; take your pick.
Yvaine: [surprised] I'm fine.
Captain Shakespeare: [quietly] Honey... you're wearing a bathrobe. ~ Stardust 2007
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MurasakiCrown
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04-02-2008, 02:10 AM
@sh1rlz: I love that quote from Mr. Bingley XD
Speaking of Pride and Prejudice:
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It will not do. In vain have I struggled. My feelings will not be repressed. You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you.
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I just thought this was romantic, even if Mr. Darcy ends up being shot down right after he says it DX
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Pimpinjr120891
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04-06-2008, 05:01 AM
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Gibbs: It's a key.
Jack: NO Much mowre better. It is a DRAWRWING of a key.
Jack: My peanut
Sweeny Todd: This is piss.
Other dude: Who says my tonic is piss?
Sweent Todd: I do. I say your tonic is piss.
Other Guy:[Shaves the man slowly]
Sweeny Todd: [is still sharpening his blade]
Other Guy:[is half-way done shaving]
Sweeny Todd: [shaves the guy in half a second]
Willy Wonka: Evertyhing is edible. I am edible. But that my children is canibalism, and is frowned opon in most societys.
Jack: If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.
Jack: I don't supoose you'll be saving her then? Pride of the kings navy you are. Do not lose these.
Rasputia: How YOU doin'?
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Pimpinjr120891
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04-06-2008, 05:06 AM
Well this isn't exatly from a movie but eh. Still funny.
The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
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[you push the suicidial person off of the one place]
Guard: We really need to put a raling there. Happens all the time.
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dark_tenshi17
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04-06-2008, 10:26 PM
Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail
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I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
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This quote makes the French part of me giggle
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kattie_manic
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04-07-2008, 02:56 AM
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Alex: One thing I could never stand was to see a filthy, dirty old drunkie, howling away at the filthy songs of his fathers and going blurp blurp in between as it might be a filthy old orchestra in his stinking, rotten guts. I could never stand to see anyone like that, whatever his age might be, but more especially when they were old like this one was.
Dim: What did you do that for?
Alex: For being a bastard with no manners, and not a dook of an idea how to comport yourself public-wise, O my brother.
Dim: I don't like you should do what you done, and I'm not your brother no more and wouldn't want to be.
Alex: Watch that. Do watch that, O Dim, if to continue to be on live thou dost wish.
Dim: Yarbles! Great bolshy yarblockos to you. I'll meet you with chain or nozh or britva anytime, not having you aiming tolchocks at me reasonless. Well, it stands to reason I won't have it.
Alex: A nozh scrap any time you say.
Dim: Doobidoob. A bit tired, maybe. Best not to say more. Bedways is rightways now, so best we go homeways and get a bit of spatchka. Right, right?
A CLOCKWORK ORANGE
Gir: Why is his head so big?!
INVADER ZIM
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Risque
bing chilling
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04-07-2008, 06:49 AM
Aha, if I could I'd put all the dialogue from Dodgeball in here.
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I have shareholders. You haven't even got... cupholders!
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Peter: Alliteration aside, I think I'll take my chances on the court.
White Goodman: Yeah, you will take your chances.
Peter: I know. I just said that.
White Goodman: I know you just said that.
Peter: I'm not sure where you're going with this.
White Goodman: I'm not sure where you are going with this.
Peter: That's what I said.
White Goodman: That's what I'm saying to you.
Peter: Okay.
White Goodman: Touché.
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Peter: I think the lady asked you to leave.
White Goodman: This doesn't concern you, La Fleur.
Peter: Not nearly as much as your hair does.
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04-10-2008, 11:53 PM
I love this one:
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" Dad, i'm going into my room with 3 strange men "
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Inivisble boy - Mystery men.
And.
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" I just pissed my pants, nobody can do anything about it '
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- Dances with wolves.
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FlyPanda
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04-11-2008, 09:43 PM
Mine would be from Pirate of Caribbean
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First, your return to shore was not part of our negotiations or our agreement, so I must do nothing. And secondly, you must be a pirate for the Pirate's Code to apply, and you're not. And thirdly, the code is more what you call the guidelines than actual rules. Welcome Aboard the Black Pearl Miss Turner
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Samurai Chopsticks
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04-13-2008, 09:09 PM
My all time favorite movie is Tommy Boy so..
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Originally Posted by Tommy Boy
Tommy: I l-left a message.
Richard Hayden: A message? What number did you call?
Tommy: Two, four, niner, five, six, seven...
Richard Hayden: I can't hear you, you're trailing off and did I catch a niner in there? Were you calling from a walkie-talkie?
Tommy: No, it was cordless.
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Richard Hayden: You're right! You're not your dad! He could sell a ketchup Popsicle to a woman in white gloves!
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Richard Hayden: Ok, folks, the guy in front of you is Tommy, he's gonna be taking you through my little spiel here. Tommy is a Scorpio, he likes biking and he's never been laid.
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Tommy: That's nice, you look like a Helen. Helen, we're both in sales. Let me tell you why I suck as a sales man. Let's say I go into a guy's office, let's say he's even remotely interested in buying something. Well then I get all excited. I'm like Jojo the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet. Now the pet is my possible sale. Hello there pretty little pet, I love you. And then I stoke it, and I pet it, and I massage it. Hehe I love it, I love my little naughty pet, you're naughty. And then I take my naughty pet and I go
[makes ripping noises as he tears apart the roll]
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Tommy: Fat guy in a little coat!
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Tommy: Uh, what my associate is trying say is... Our new brake pads are really cool. You're not even gonna believe it. Like, let's say you're driving along the road with your family.
[Picks up model car]
Tommy: You're drivin' along, la-de-da, woo. All of a sudden there's a truck tire in the middle of the road. And you hit the brakes. EEEEEEEEE! Whoa, that was close. Ha-ha. Now let's see what happens when you're driving with the "other guy's" brake pads. You're drivin' along, you're drivin' along, the kids start shouting from the back seat, "I gotta go to the bathroom, Daddy!" "Not now, damn it!" Truck tire. EEEEEEEE! I CAN'T STOP!
[Slams model car into lighter]
Tommy: There's a cliff! AAAAAHH! And your family's screaming,
[sets car on fire]
Tommy: "Oh my God, we're burning alive!" "No! I can't feel my legs!" Here comes the meat wagon.
[Imitates siren]
Tommy: And the medic gets out and says, "Oh my God". New guy's around the corner puking his guts out.
[Imitates retching]
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Taliah
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04-17-2008, 01:47 AM
This is my favorite line from Beowulf
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Beowulf: No, the Christ-God has killed the heroes, leaving nothing but weeping martyrs. No, I am the hero who must save us.
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Closest that I could remember, at least. Not word for word, in other words.
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extraordinary_rebel_13
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04-17-2008, 02:35 AM
OMG, Samurai Chopsticks, i LOVE Tommy Boy. One of the best movies ever!!
meh quotes...
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I've got illegals in my bottom.
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From Mason in "Dead Like Me" (which is a TV show, but i really like the quote).
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There's a diffrence between a failure and a fiasco. A failure is merely the absence of success. Any fool can achieve failure. But a fiasco, a fiasco is a disaster of epic propotions. A fiasco is a folk tale told to other's to make other people feel more alive because it didn't happen to them.
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From Drew Baylor (played by Orlando Bloom -> sexii) in Elizabethtown.
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Tommy: Where are we gonna take the deer?
Richard Hayden: I dunno, the vet?
Tommy: You take dead animals to the vet?
Richard Hayden: Why not? I'd take you to the vet.
Tommy: Yeah I'll take you to the... Um...
Richard Hayden: Got that?
Tommy: Shut up.
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Tommy Boy is one of the best movies ever and i love this quote.
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Richard Hayden: It's called reading! Top to bottom, left to right... a group of words together is called a sentence. Take Tylenol for any headaches... Midol for any cramps.
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Love it. I said it to one of my friends once. *proud smile.*
that's it for now... i cant think of any others and im supposed to be doing homework...
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Sasha1985
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04-18-2008, 07:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Fabby
My all-time favorite:
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"BUT WHY IS THE RUM GONE?!"
-Jack Sparrow
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And of course, the callback in the second movie as well. :3
And another Pirates of the Caribbean,
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"Many things you were Davey Jones, but never cruel. You have corrupted your purpose and so yourself and you did hide away what should always have been mine!" -Tia Dalma
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I'll be back with more.
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OMG!!! that is one of my all time favorite movie quotes I friggin love that and he says it in other parts in the sequals like I think he said "the rum is always gone" or something to that fact i love it it makes me crack up soooo hard everytime I hear it!!! :lol:
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the hidden one and only
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04-18-2008, 10:30 PM
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"oh yeah its just like driving a really big Pinto"
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Yeah it is an oldie but goodie quote. I love this movie, or just Keanu one never knows.
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