Not two-Dys, but there is Dys and miniDys-hiding-in-sig. :P

hmm. I don't think the miniDys is gonna be quite enough for what I had in mind.

No, 'cause Mini-Dys is too small to even function as toy let alone partner.

But Mini-Dys can serve as a distraction when Dystopia's gentleman caller comes a-courtin'.

A... distraction?

Sure. Her constant shouting/"asking" FIREBIRD could distract pretty well, methinks. XD

LOL. He'd just think she was screaming for him, so it'd work even better.

See? And it'll distract him from notMini-Dys.

ahaha. Poor Firebird.

XD With how much art you're collecting, not-so-poor Firebird.

Though really, a bird getting together with a cat must be at least a little masochistic anyway. :P

all the Kentucky Fried Firebird jokes...

...at least you can be pretty sure he's hot for you?

... TROLOLO PUNS.

...you'll never get the cold treatment from him?

I hate you.

Doubt it, dear.

Then you underestimate my mighty hate of puns.

I don't doubt you hate puns, I just doubt you'd be petty enough to hate me for two measly puns.

Two measly puns PFFBT.

Compared to the sheer number of them I could have plastered this page with, that's absolutely nothing, yes?

I would just.

Block them out. Selective reading.

And you'll never hear from me again. Q_Q

But if you'd block them out, how would you even know/remember to avoid me and why, since you don't remember reading them?

Funny how traumatized minds work.

Hm, you have a point there. Repressed memories can still cause triggers.

:c Pun trauma OP.