02-05-2008, 06:09 AM
((Again a very old one, but it still amuses me so here it is...))
Turkâs Night Out
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By Sirius Dogstar
âSo there I was,â Reno said with a flourish of the glass he held, âSurrounded by like FIVE hundred (HIC) guys!â Rude rolled his eyes behind his shades.
âAww, yer DRUNK!â he replied.
âNah manâ, Reno said, bursting with pride. âAnyways there I was andâŚâ
âOh not THAT story againâ, said a familiar voice, lined with exasperation. Reno looked up to find Tseng, looking down at him with a stern glare. âWhat is he up to now Rude⌠three hundred?â
âIt was (HIC!) SIX hundred,â Reno said.
âActually he told me five but whoâs counting⌠I donât think either of us can count at the momentâŚâ
âIs this what the Turks are coming too?â Tseng asked them. âTime was when Vincent was with us that we were the most feared group⌠now we are in some lowlife barâŚâ
âWhy not (HIC!) join us Tseng?â Reno asked. âKill some timeâŚâ
âBrain cells too,â Tseng added shaking his head. âBut I guess it wonât hurt just to sit down with you guys for awhileâŚâ
Minutes later a young blonde walked up to their table, a frown on her face. âI cannot believe that you two dragged Tseng down with you,â she said shaking her head.
âRoom for one more!â Tseng said with a laugh, as he clinked glasses with Reno.
âHeâs a lot more fun when heâs (HIC!) drunk!â Reno explained. âBefore he was so stiff andâŚâ
âBoring,â Rude finished.
âYeah youâre one to be talking about boring mister âSilence is a virtue,ââ Elena said crossing her arms.
âAw come on babe!â Reno said, about to tip over in his chair when Elena caught it. âLighten up a bit!â
âYes we are celebrating a victory tonight!â Rude exclaimed.
âOver what may I ask?â Elena asked.
âEverything!â Reno said.
âWant to (HIC!) join us?â Tseng asked. Elena looked over the seats, and saw that the only free one was beside Tseng. Smiling at the opportunity to be beside her secret beloved she said,
âWell if you canât beat them join them.â
A little while later Rufus himself came into the bar. He could not help however to overhear a very loud group⌠and to his horror he discovered it to be his own supposedly elite. âJust what do you think that you are doing?â he demanded from them.
âWhat does it look like?â Elena asked as she hung onto Tseng for support just to be upright. âDrinking!â
âAre you talking back to me?â he demanded.
âYes sir!â she said falling over.
âJust how many has she had?â Rufus asked Rude, who seemed to be the most aware.
âOne,â Rude said holding up a certain middle finger. âThis is one right?â
âHow rude!â Rufus said.
âThatâs my name, donât (HIC!) wear it out!â Rude said.
âI am not believing this!â Rufus said. âHere you are supposed to be the best of the best andâŚâ
âHIC!â Reno interrupted. âMan you are a (HIC!) drag! Just chillâŚâ
âYou are all drunk and I am supposed to just CHILL!â Rufus screamed. âThis cannot be happening to meâŚâ Exasperated, he sat down beside Elena. âI need something hardâŚâ
âTry this,â Tseng offered, holding a glass.
âWell a sip couldnât hurtâŚâ Rufus said to himself.
Minutes later, every last one of them was rip roaring drunk and very loud. When Cid came in for a drink he saw Rude sitting upright still drinking. Reno was laughing his brains out over nothing, Tseng was face first in a pool of beer, Elena was on the floor, and Rufus was seeing just how high he could fly. âWell ainât this a picture,â Cid said as he took a gulp from his glass.
âHey Birdbrain!â he shouted to Rufus. âHow many fingers am I holding up?â
âUm⌠why should I care man? I am doing the birdie!â
âAnd so am IâŚâ Cid thought with a grin. He had always wanted to do that! âCan I have your airship Rufus?â he asked. âI mean you will need a designated driver and allâŚâ
âSure man⌠whateverâŚâ Rufus said. Cid grabbed the keys from Rufus, a wide grin on his face. âOh and one last thing guys,â Cid said pulling a camera from his pocket. âSmile!â
âOh man I feel like s**tâŚâ Rufus muttered. âJust what did I do last night?â He picked up his morning paper⌠only to find a huge picture of the night before and the headline, SHINRA GIVES AIRSHIP FOR FREE AFTER DRINKING BINGE!
âNOOOOOO!â he shouted. And somewhere not so far away was a very happy Cid Highwind breaking in his new ship.
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