Fine then, my CUPCAKE feels violated! D:<

Now it definitely sounds dirty. :c

Yeah, cuz I was so shocked I dropped it on the floor. T_T

Merry Christmas, Hoffers. I'm glad to have you as my online compatriots.

Compatriots! \o/

Does anyone have any plans today? I'm just sittin' around. :(

Figure as you're the holder of all things Hasselhoff you might appreciate this fact I found in a book:

First four words spoken by Lisa of the Simpsons: "Bart", "Mom", "David Hasselhoff."

Lisa always was a class act.

I used to have a stuffed Lisa doll. I think it got mildewy and pitched, though... Now I feel bad about it.

Eww mildew... hmm feel bad about it why? Cause she mentioned hoff?

Lisa has good taste, and is independent, thoughtful and smart. She's a good role model for young people with lady parts.

Poet - Yeah, that's what I meant. Also, though, because it's kind of cool. Even if I'm not really into the Simpsons.

That's not the most devastating thing I've lost in the house, though... WHERE IS MY ALICE IN WONDERLAND BOOK? :gonk: :cry:

Maybe it was used as a fire starter?

Ahahaha- :cry:

Or maybe it's with the magical missing socks that always teleport out of your dryer

My socks never even make it to the dryer. My cat destroys them all.

Well of course... that's their job...

Haha. It certainly seems to be hers. She's also partial to shoes, gloves, underwear that hasn't been properly dealt with, food that's fallen onto the floor, and pinecones.

Also, the whole missing sock issue reminds me of the alien in HHGTG who was obsessed with what happens to missing pens :lol:

HHGTG?

Hmm sounds like a normal cat. Mine just try to be annoying in general when they feel like it. Mine wont shut up sometimes (major chatterbox kitty)

Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy.

The other cats I've had in my life were never really like that. She seems to take an active interest in anything we've discarded.

Oooh... I need to listen to the old tapes again... that was a good book.

Hmm... well I've had about 8 cats at one time... and I've learned that no cat is alike... and on occasion you get a really weird one

Yeah, I've tried to re-read them a few times, but for some reason, I always get distracted a few chapters in. It's a shame, because I really did love them.

I can hear said cat running back and forth outside my door.

Yeah... that's why I prefer tapes... much easier to finish

Well we had a family of 4 cats (mom and her 3 daughters) all romping around a house running on our walls... can't be too bad...

I adore them, even when they do get into mischief, The one issue I do have, being a bleeding heart, is when they kill things, which luckily doesn't happen often at all. I do tend to give them the cold shoulder for a few days when it does, though.

Ah yeah... last time we had a mouse 4 cats couldn't catch it for a while day or two... and the one that caught it beat the daylights out of the mouse... cat thought it was a toy :lol:... so the mouse eventually regained it's senses and was released to the park in good condition ^^ just... a little dazed XD

My cat had an obsession with emery boards... One time my mom was filing her nails while Kitty was on her lap and he suddenly got really interested it, then just took it right from her hands and ran off with it. It was hilarious, actually. :lol: