@Trinity: No problem. ^^ I hope you can come up with something!

@Fiziali: I'd say you're lucky then. XD I'm cursed with having puns pop into my head automatically. For the sake of my friends I keep most of them to myself, ha ha.

I just edited my post in this page check it tell me if it is better Ferra ok? thankies!!! and sorry!!!

I have a feeling that I don't have the ghost of a chance in this :( This will eggsplode in my face just like I said in my pun.

I'm a Punny Bunny!
Username: Cami
Category: Short Story
Pun: Every Easter, Dahlia would rush downstairs and eat all of her Easter candy as quickly as possible, stuffing herself full of chocolate and marshmallow delights before going to church. One Easter, she started feeling sick soon after arriving at church, and during the sermon had to run to the bathroom to throw up. When she returned and sat back down in the pew, her father turned to her and whispered, "Now, not another peep out of you."

@Trinity: Thanks for the edit. I'll add that now. :3

@Cami: Aww, kind of gross. XD But still cute! Thanks for the submission.

I'm a Punny Bunny!
Username: fairywaif
Category: Jokes
Pun: What did the chick say when it saw the after-Easter sales? Cheap! Cheap!
Amazingly enough, the best one I could think of....

I'm a Punny Bunny!
Username:nvs
Category: Short story
Pun: The 16 years old Danny was talking to his little brother Tom, who was 6. It was a bit before Easter break and Tom was already very excited about that. Danny, however, had still one exam to do and so told his brother, who desperately wanted to play with him: "Tomorrow I have an English exam, so I have to study, but after that I'll play with you ok?"
And Tom responded, grinning: "You can't say 'Eggs am'! You have to say 'Eggs are'!"

Thanks guys! :lol:

Alright, I did edit my entry with a pun. Kind of corny, but at least I finally thought of something to add, hehe.

I loveeeee this thread.
xD

It makes me laugh.
:'D

Perfect Fiziali! I'm glad you found a way to add to your entry.
I'll put it on the front page right now. :yes:

Thank you, Knerd :)

Edit: Ok after some thought, here's a few one liners as well:

Don't egg-otistical people just get on your nerves?

Someone just told me the funniest yolk I've ever heard!

Weatherman: Here comes Peter Cottontail hopping down the Nor'easter blowing in from Carrotopia!

(You can remove my double post from below, moved the info up into this post instead.)

Gotcha!
Haha, I like the Nor'easter joke.

I'm a Punny Bunny!
Username: BlueEyedWallflower
Category: One-liner
Pun: I would say Easter is my religion, but I'm egg-nostic.

@BlueEyedWallflower: Nice one! I'll add that to the front page. :3

Haha, that one really made me giggle

I'm a Punny Bunny!
Username: Elwing
Category: One-liner
Pun: I love it how this event is egganized!!



...
(egganized as in organized):roll::sarcasm:

I get it. :lol:
Thanks Elwing!

@Elwing: Thanks! ;) I'll add you to the front page.

EDIT: Whoops, Knerd is speedier than I. XD

Glad you do. I find it a bit of a stupid pun but the message in it is true ^^

I'm a Punny Bunny!
Username: nvs
Category: Short story
Pun: At school the teacher asked: "Next week is spring break, but I would like to tell you what we'll study when you come back to school. One of the main things will be ecology. So, can anyone tell me what ecology exactly is?"
Steve, a small boy, answered: "Eggology is the study of eggs!"

I'll give this another try ^_^

I'm a Punny Bunny!
Username:Catz Love Elements
Category:Short Story
Pun:Yesterday,My friend was walking down the street.
Suddenly,He called me Saying:"Alex,Can I come over?"
I said:"Sure,I've got some plans for today ^_^"
After he came,He got his head shot by an egg,It was hilarious :D
True Story

Thanks nvs! Wow, it looks like you've probably entered the most puns.

And I'm sorry catz, but there's no pun in your story. I'll happily add it to the first page if you can edit one in, but it doesn't fit our rules as is.

I just like puns xD
Never tried making some before, though ^^;;
And certainly not in English, since it's my third language :P

I did make lots of puns in French when I was a small child, but they were unintentional xD

i feel the need to point out that knerd looks like she is going hunting for ferra-deer. :3