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  Welcome to my little lurking corner 8)
  
  Come inside and take a seat by the fire, or out in the gardens if the weather is fine ( it doesn't always rain here ^.^)
  Settle yourself in a comfy chair...chat, ask questions, have a nap..
  and of course, eat cake and drink tea (there's wine for the grown-ups)
  
  Are you a Brit? Introduce yourself, i know there are more of you here on Mene, but i don't know who many of you are yet..
  
  Got any questions about English oddities? see if you can find an answer here, we are a bit of a strange nation 8) find out if we live up to those stereotypes you've all heard about..
  
  I shall just be rambling on about what i'm doing in my life, feel free to butt in at any time 8)
  
  So make yourselves at home, be nice and enjoy your stay :D

i'm not from england but hello *hugs*

I'm saving my favourite comments from people around the site here 8)

Originally Posted by Rawrsaurus

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  and yush, I'm a robot...and being on this computer is practically the same as me fondling my sister.
  

Originally Posted by orange

could you translate that to English please?
I don't understand Stupid.

Originally Posted by Sedge

lulz, Sedge in your forums, falsifying your thread titles.

Originally Posted by Gabriel

On that note, can I please borrow a dress Jelly?

Originally Posted by Sir D . L O

I'm mentally retarded, and i fail at the internet.

Originally Posted by Some Random Randomness

I'm sorry you've had to find out this way Val, but Santa does not exist. :(

Originally Posted by Sir D . L O

I'd like boobs, i think they'd make me look pretty.

Originally Posted by Some Random Randomness

I <3 you jelly! With some salt and a bit of vinegar!

Originally Posted by Omi

.......there is no emoticon available that expresses the depth of my WTF-ness.

Originally Posted by Varicose

And what exactly is wrong with a forum frequented by goat-prostitute douche nozzles?!

Originally Posted by FlinkPamingo

RAD! Can Flink lick your crown? XD

Sorry, she can't resist asking everytime she sees you. o.o It's like PMing people who don't want beggars, asking for cheese. >.>

Originally Posted by Cherry Flavored Antacid

Try taping the wipes to your groin, and then rubbing up against the equipment. Then your classmates would just think you were a creepy horndog which is... not incorrect. xDDD

i've bought some new fishies for my tank today 8)

2 beautiful silver sharks, and a cold water Plecostamus, which the girl in the pet shop swears will be fine in my tropical tank.
here they are in the bag waiting to be released, the pleco looks a bit like a road accident stuck to the side of the bag like that :lol:

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2mfduf5

my pleco, doing it's impression of the creature from Alien..

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2mww4eq
he does have quite a cute face actually, when he let's you see it

Aw they're adorable! Unfortunately fish never seem to last long in my house. V.V'

Sorry I'm not British, but I do love tea and cakes. ^^

Liking tea and cake makes you an honourary Brit anyway 8)
i love my new fish! i've wanted silver sharks for so long! but i had another breed of shark and i couldn't mix them.
but he died, which i had mixed feelings about because he was horrible :evil: but it left me able to buy some more pretties 8)

Glad to hear. I have relatives that live in England.

Lol. That good in some ways. Better then if you had one big fish and it ate all the pretty little ones. X3 I've heard of that happening alot.

i'd be shocked if that happened in my tank :shock:

got to admit though..i rather like the idea of keeping pirahna :twisted:

i think i'd employ someone else to clean the tank though 8)

Normally pirahna like to wait for a wounded, so it would deal with the cleaning. 8)

You're food pictures are making me want tea and cakes.... :( It looks so yummy....

MWHAHA :twisted:

i'm trying to find another one to fit into that last gap..

wouldn't have to if you could align text on here but never mind :roll:

i've got a cake in the oven, why i'm baking at half 11 at night i do not know! no saying it will be edible either
if it's really horrible, i shall throw lumps of it out of the window at the drunk people outside..

Lol. That's sober them up. (Drunk>)
"Ah! I've been hit. Hey.... It's cake! ..... UGH! It taste awful!"
:lol:

It's only 3:30 here. And I finally get a break today. So I'm not doing anything all day. :D

cake's ok, drunk idiots aren't getting it :P

i didn't do anything all day today either, apart from buy my fishies.

dull stuff like laundry and food shopping to do tomorrow then :roll:

Yay. X3 Screw the drunks. Have a piece for me though.
Yeah I'm saving that kind of stuff for later too. May take a nap. ^^' Just cause I can.

MMM...naps


naps=love


the bliss of nodding off on the sofa, weekends are great 8)

:shock: ...... *glomp* You understand my feelings. ^^

I love naps so much. Sleep is my favorite thing. When it's anytime other then night. ^^'

I like it best when I'm all warm with the TV on and my cat is all cuddily.

I'm a brit.

Rather tired at the minute though.

And i hate tea so i don't live up to that stereotype very well.

Hi Spring :) i wont offer you a cuppa then, unless you'd prefer a reviving glass of wine?

i want to know what stereotypes our American friends have for us actually, but no-one's been forthcoming so far

Originally Posted by Shishunki

:shock: ...... *glomp* You understand my feelings. ^^

I love naps so much. Sleep is my favorite thing.

:wink: i like to sleep so much i wonder if i'm part sloth, but i don't have any green fur, i don't move quite slow enough for algae to start growing in my hair! :shock:
and i can always fall asleep far easier at inappropriate times during the day than i can in bed at night :roll:

Sorry I disappeared. I feel asleep! :D

Normal British stereotypes is you have bad teeth and you wear monicles and love the hunt. X3

Then people from America have stereotypes. Stupid, fat and don't care.
>.> For some people I believe that is totally true.
I don't embody any of that stereotype though. I'm entirely the opposite.

In which case I'm completely your British stereotype. Even though I don't actually wear my monocle in case I break it. ._.

Rule Britannia!

pixel england?

well i guess i wont be spending much time in here because im not english, im scottish :)

good luck with the thread tho, take it easy :)

Finnaly A thread For Us Brits!!

Originally Posted by Midnight Raver

pixel england?

well i guess i wont be spending much time in here because im not english, im scottish :)

good luck with the thread tho, take it easy :)

don't be picky Raver :P England sounded better than Britain to me 8) and i let 'foreigners' in anyway :wink:

Shishunki you're right about the teeth! i have British teeth, in other words, crooked and gappy! and not blindingly white of course. Americans laugh at our teeth, but i find theirs to be a bit scary sometimes to be honest! some of them could dazzle you at 50 paces :shock:

oh and i have a very good American friend who laughs about the typical American stereotype of being fat, dumb and loud-mouthed, because he knows several who live up to it extremely well :lol: he doesn't though.

general stereotyping by country amuses the hell out of me, especially when people get offended by it..

i don't mind people assuming that i'm a tea guzzling, stiff upper lipped, sexually repressed twit :lol: because i know i'm not, but i laugh at lot at people who are :twisted:

*rolls into thread all fat, dumb, and loud-mouthed* :P

Jelly, good luck on your thread, I hope it lures out some nice Brits and, well, other in your timezone so you can have people to chat with. ;)

Also, I agree with you... Stereotyping by country, race, religion, sex, shoe size, whatever...I think they are all pretty silly. Anyway, nobody fits every mold. :)