LOL this is funny.

Librus: I believe someone has already asked that exact same thing, if not something very close. Don't just repeat the thread title, contribute to the topic of conversation.

Marquisse: How about saying why it's funny instead of just what you posted? Care to contribute to the conversation at hand?

The thought of it being dangerous to pee on the side of the road when I read It I laughed out loud and then I thought about for a second. It is most always dangerous, but on a slick highway it may be more so. I just take things literally so a bunch of different scenarios went through my head!

Hmm. I've misheard things plenty of times, but for some reason can't think of them right now.

My mom is the worst at not hearing things correctly, the other day she heard twelve men out of get them. LOL.

@Cricket: D:! Aww, well it certainly isn't your fault that she hit puberty so early! ;P
I'd say that's perfectly normal... I know that half of society would think you're on the verge of getting into the 'illegal' territory just by staring at her, but I disagree! Beauty knows no age, no matter how young or old! Of course, sex knows an age, but that's different! P:
And you're certainly very un-creepy in offering to beat up the guys for her. xD; That's very sibling-like. I don't think that's creepy. :>
CRICKET IS NOT A CREEP, CRICKET IS A CRICKET!

I've misheard a lot of songs in my time... My most famous 'slip-up' was when I thought 'Sweet Home Alabama' was called 'Sweet Home on a Llama' ... :rofl:! I still get tortured by my family for saying that...

My aunt used to think that Lady GaGa's song 'Paparazzi' was 'Pop a Rocksy', which she thought meant that Lady GaGa was asking some rich old guy to give her a huge ass diamond ring. xDD;

Ahaha. I wasn't offering to beat guys up for her. I was telling her that I'm going to beat up the guys she's interested in. Her brother and I are NOT looking forward to when she starts dating, as we have enough trouble fighting off twenty year olds in Walmart who want to grab her ass.

Her brother and I are worried that we might end up with criminal records before she turns twenty. @.@

And... :rofl: I'm glad I'm not the only person who thought it said 'sweet home on a llama'...

XD lol at all those quotes

(i live in australia) i thought our national anthem said something about golden ostriches until i was thirteen haha

a whole bunch of stuff , your title made me giggle xD

I mishear lyrics all the time. All the time.
Such as "I don't think you're ready for spaghetti" instead of "I don't think you're ready for this jelly."
Well at least I was within the food category. > n<;

I think rush hour is the most dangerous time to pee on the road >.>