Maybe I could cut my hair and donate it?

@ Mark: But then no one could fawn and obsess over it. You can't take away their pass-time like that. The people will revolt! XD

I'll trade you a curse ruby for some of your hair Mr Mayor.

But your hair is so lovely Sir Mayor. If you cut then I can't play with it, which will make me sad. I'll donate mine instead if it helps.

Cut...your hair?!

Err how short if that's the case?

o.o;

To think you started off with a mohawk and it gradually grew to the length that is is now...

Man. Such fast growing---

*shuts up about the belief regarding people whose hair grow long fas*

ANYWAY ~ <3 It's your call. Tis your hair after all.

Whitebeast: Ah... Haha that'd be kinda funny. Could do an Herbal Essences commercial.. XD

...I still wanna get him in a kilt. I gave up on Nami. XD

Originally Posted by HIM_ROCK

I'll trade you a curse ruby for some of your hair Mr Mayor.

*glares*

@ Mark: I'll give you this smooshed nickel I found, if you give me a lock of your hair!

Don't worry Allucard I have more than one curse ruby I have a whole stash of them. I always wondered why people gave them up so easily.

I'll offer a my services for all eternity for a lock of Mr. Mayor's hair!

Originally Posted by Allucard

Some bald person out there must really like you XD

Oh, I hope they're happy. Locks of Love is wonderful-- donating to cancer patients is the best way to get rid of excess mane. St. Baldrick's is awesome as well... but... I'd rather not shave my head. n.n;;

I'll give my hair!

It's cut already see!

No Mr. Mayor hair cutting now! D:

And...yeah.

I can imagine.

Geez. Wait. My imagination---it's gone crazy.

It's now having those spas and rose petal swirling with Mr. Mayor about to take a bath ala Herbal Essences sort indeed.

AMP. A view of Mr. Mayor's bath room.

What a fan girl/boy/gay's dream it would be...

8D

Allucard, my name isn't Mark *laughs*

And I have fears of giving people bits of my hair, who knows what they might do with it! I don't want citizens gaining control over me :shock:

>.>
<.<
I have a flattened out penny with a unicorn pressed into it. o.o
*not really after Mr Mayor's hair because she likes it on his head but thought she'd throw that out there.*

-laughs-

So you mean like, a load of Mayor Clones?

I didn't know Mr. Mayor believed in those sorts of things---you mean Voodoo ne, Mr. Mayor?

Mhmm...Menewshan Imports. ;D

Originally Posted by HIM_ROCK

Don't worry Allucard I have more than one curse ruby I have a whole stash of them. I always wondered why people gave them up so easily.

But it does me no good if I don't have all of them!

Er- I mean... oh, that's good to hear. Who needs to control an unholy army of werewolves anyway?

though this really does beg the question of why people give them out? And where did they all come from?

*hides voodoo doll of Mr Mayor behind back* What would we do with bits of your hair, Mr Mayor except maybe sell them off on an acution site.

All these cured rubies came from the cured ruby factory which losed down after an...accident involving a giant squid.

Sir Mayor's hair should remain attached to his pretty little head. I think we should get some of Barry's instead.

'Lo Darlings.

xD And I named Mr. Mayor Mark. Calling him Mr. Mayor was way too formal for my taste, and I just ain't formal. And since his real name's guarded secret, I named him Mark. It was almost Maximilius, but it reminded people of Yugioh.

EDIT:

And GH, dear, if you honestly feel the need to encourage me, at least have the courage to do so to my face instead of grumbling about me when I'm gone. =)

;3

PEGASUS YO!!! -also notes the Yugioh references-

Now now...We can't send Mr. Mayor's hair for auction that way.

Offsiting is illegal. ;D

He said so himself earlier!

Poor guy. Have a cookie?

@ White - I'll buy it for 10g. xD

Hello Everyone ^^

@ Mr. Mayor:

Oh. :oops: [voice=mutter] someone said it was Mark, I definitely heard that. Disinformation is what it is, trying to keep me from the truth. Bunch of communist propaganda...[/muttering] Oh, and also, good call on the voodoo thing. That stuff's more common than you think. *shudders*

@ Wyntere: yeah, I don't blame you. I wouldn't want to shave my head either. And I guess it's good to donate the hair. More helpful than just throwing it away, at any rate.

Dys - It's probably best if you stop talking to me right now; knowing you, you'll begin a flame session like your attempt at it now, and I'll be forced to report it.

You've caused enough trouble for me and Tim.